laptop pause

The laptop pause is when you are going to turn on your laptop in a public place and hesitate to remember whether you left anything embarrassing open last night.

I had to buy a second computer for work only so I wouldn't have to do the laptop pause.

by intended pun May 31, 2018

lametoast

Pathetically lame: as in lamesauce. But a more elegant way to say it

Those shoes are lametoast

by IlyasKallir May 15, 2018

Laptip

One of the things that happen when you misspell "Laptop"

Person 1: Two secs, it's on my laptip.

Person 2: Loll LAPtIP
Person 1 : Shut up I meant laptop.

by reason everyone drinks August 15, 2018

Laptop

Often black but turn white

My laptop is fun

by Micketts March 7, 2019

Laeticia

its a verb

i yeety

laeticia

by laetivia June 13, 2019

Laptop Back

Spending an excessive amount of time on the Brickie’s Laptops.

Boys I can’t come tonight I have a serious case of laptop back.

by Davico June 30, 2019

laptop

A sexual pose where you sit on one’s lap until the partner’s thighs overheat

She laptop (ed) me last night and I got 2nd degree burns

by Elow101 April 16, 2019