Lava Lamp

An object often found on one's bedside table which may resultantly be found in the splash zone of sexual activities.

Bloody hell, you've jizzed all over my lava lamp

by Splashzone101 October 9, 2018

Lamp

It provides light and makes you look less dumb when sending snaps at night because if we are being honest that’s when we only use them

Dude 1: hey send my a pic of you on snap
Lady 1: ok let me turn on my lamp because it’s dark
Dude 1: niceeeeee

by I.made.lamp November 12, 2019

LAMP

Laughed Audibly Might Pee

Was created because of an autocorrected ‘lmao’

Guy: *sends meme*
Guy 2: LAMP

by Orange.Juice.Man November 17, 2019

lamp nachos

When you have chips in your room and want nachos, but all you have for cheese is kraft singles so you put one on your lamp bulb then when it melts you scrape it off with a chip.

Damn wtf you eatin man?
Lamp nachos dog try it.

by TyraSkanks March 30, 2019

lamp clap barbeque

when you get in position so you get slammed by your lamp, it's very spicy

"UHHHH, lamp clap barbeque"

by epic yez camden sail April 18, 2019

Lamp

A penis or a dick or a cock...

Girl 1: So I hear you fucked that hot guy last night. How was it?
Girl 2: OMG! It was amazing. I rubbed his lamp!
Girl 1: What was it like!?
Girl 2: It’s soooo BIG!!!

by Sassy Gains June 21, 2019

LAMP

Short for Laughing Ass Mother Pussy

You a lamp or instead of lmao... lamp

by ebag.dash September 30, 2019