Knobedge

the (knowledge) of all things (knob) related.

Junior: Hey, Chris seems to talk a lot about (knobs) lately.

Mike: Yeah, he certainly has a lot of knobedge.

by MikeBus September 3, 2010

knswledgable

To have inordinate amounts of knowledge about useless spelling trivia. Comes from Apple's Leopard OS 10.5.2 spellchecker that thinks it is a valid spelling.

He's quite knswledgable about the origin of fracking, the stinking grammar nazi

by bombcar March 11, 2008

nowledgeable

A state of not actually knowing anything useful or accurate about something, but insisting that you do in fact know scores on the subject matter in question.

Typically displayed by managers, belligerent ludites and salesmen.

I asked our nowledgeable server vendor for a quote on new CPUs for my DB server. Now I've got a quote on three SANs and SAP....

by The Evil Muppet September 15, 2009

KNOWLAGE

a word that will help you be in your garage with Lamborghinis and rolexs

im here in my garage wanna know how i got here KNOWLAGE

by SPONGEGAR SPELLING March 16, 2018

knowledgeum

a place of learning often accompanied by hokie interactive devises and kiosks

Troy McClure: Welcome to the Knowledgeum, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such automated information kiosks as "Welcome to Springfield Airport" and "Where's Nordstrom?" ...

by las April 13, 2008

Knowedgeability

Knowedgeability is a measurement which is often used by sociologists and psychoanalyists to determine, on scale of 1-100, the degree to which any given person can be known. Factors that play into a person's knowedgeability include: personality disorders, intellect, predelectation to small talk, physical appearance, self-image, and various other factors which may not be characteristics of the object, but of the subject, which do not explicitly play into the knowedgeability of the object.

Example: Person A is the subject and Person B is the object. Person A has a characteristic which may increase or decrease the knowedgeability of Person B, such as blindness or volume, which may eliminate or alter factors of Person B that play into Person B's knowedgeability. A situation may be as follows: Travis is very handsome, (he has a characteristic which strongly effects his knowedgeability) and Jen is blind. Jen's blindness eliminates Travis' physical appearance from the list of factors which effect his knowedgeability. In this case, Travis' knowedgeability was decreased by Jen's blindness.

by animeaddict195x July 18, 2007

Snowledge

Snowledge: - snow-ledge snol-ij
1. acquaintance with facts, truths, or principles of all things snow, as from study or investigation.
2. the art of having good mountain stlye and dress sense.

"Hey man did you know Jenny Jones won the X Games this year with a sick 7! UK represent!"

"Yes mate! Good snowledge!"


Or: "Man that chick looks dope, she's got good snowledge!"

by rastapastagofaster April 7, 2009