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Kitted

When you are well equipped/have acquired lots of equipment. Modern adaptions to the word have developed in urban areas where ‘kitty’ is often used in place or alongside kitted. Kitty tends to be used in a more informal environment.
Person A
“All I need is a vertical foreskin and then my Scarl will be fully equipped”

Person B
“I have a spare vertical foreskin I will drop for you”

Person A
“Sweet thanks. Kittyyy”

Person B
“Wow your kitted”

Person C

“Kittyyyyyyy”
by Jamie Freakston June 5, 2018
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kite game

6 men put one red head girl in a room. They all fuck her without protection. The redhead becomes pregnant and nine months later a paternity test shows who the actual father is. The father wins a kite.
by tim colgan August 8, 2003
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Internet Sex Kitten

The feminine equivalent of the internet tough guy. The internet sex kitten is a female message board poster who plays up her sexuality in an attempt in an effort to become popular with the male posters on the forum, and because internet message boards are often populated with lonely nerds, it's usually not long before she has her own following of drooling fanboys. Internet sex kittens will often exhibit any combination of the following behaviors:

- She'll claim to be bisexual and willing to participate in threesomes.
- She'll flirt shamelessly with male posters.
- If she's already in a relationship, she'll claim that her man is completely satisfied with her and that she gives him hot, wild sex all the time.
- Speaks candidly about her blowjob skills, or other sexual techniques.
- Admits that she loves watching porn.
- Posts pictures of herself looking into the camera with a sultry gaze (if the picture is from the neck up, you can bet that she's fat).

Ultimately, the Internet Sex Kitten is a combination of an attention whore and a cock tease. Lonely male forum posters will jump through hoops to win her approval, but it's rare that they'll ever interact with her outside of a message board or chat room.
"HottieGirl69 just started a 'favorite sexual fantasy' thread and already her fan club has turned it into a online flirt session. I'm getting sick of HottieGirl69 and all of her Internet Sex Kitten behavior."
by You Can't Kill the Metal January 30, 2008
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kitten mittens

What kittens love to wear when it's cold. From the latin phrase kittano mittono.
Mr Boots the kittycat wears his kitten kittens when it's cold.
by l0rd_hex January 11, 2004
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Cat's Fur To Make Kitten's Britches

Papa: Eat your food.
Eric: Why?
Papa: Cat's fur to make Kitten's britches, that's why!
by Eric A. S. September 7, 2005
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kitten

Kittens are little cute animals which get killed by god each time someone masturbates.
Every time you masturbate, god kills another kitten.
by Alexand June 23, 2006
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kiet ngo

similar to the donkey punch but instead of the feces falling to the ground, the partner eats every single piece of feces regardless of the density or amount.
Man o man, My boyfriend pulled a Kiet Ngo last night. There was feces all over his mouth
by rob March 8, 2005
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