maui kirk

a sexy 6’3 samoan nigga with a 8 inch samoan hog, he loves boys and slapping his meat on their tongue.

damn maui kirk got that hog on him

by mauikirk November 12, 2025

Kirked

When you’re fucking a girl’s brains out, pull out before you blast, and spray your cum all over the girls neck, specifically her left.

Dan: Yo. I met the freakiest torta last night.

Kyle: Freaky? What made her such a dick addict?
Dan: I Kirked all over that hoe and she creamed all over my brand new bedsheets.

by Denimhandjob67 September 12, 2025

Kirk hamilton

world greatest pimp that loves his girlfriend ariana very much. Never be afraid to express your feelings or this may effect the beast and cause him to eat uncontrollably

"Kirk, i dont love you"
"shut up yea you do. silly ho"
"your right i do love you"

by Pookie April 21, 2005

Kirk’s Law

“Any lone gunman shall be presumed to be a white, male Christian nationalist until definitely proved otherwise.”

The uproar over the latest assassination is in clear violation of Kirk’s Law

by sp762 September 13, 2025

Kirked

To get shot in the neck

Charlie just got kirked

by Nachoszs September 11, 2025

to kirk

To shoot someone in the jugular as in the assassination of Charlie Kirk, usually resulting in death.

A: Did you see how the football hit John?

B: It seemed like the guy wanted to kirk him!

by ccrmsn November 18, 2025

kirk

a herblike man, one who laughs at everything and adds value wherever he goes.

I wish I was naturally more of a Kirk.

by girlsrule12345 April 26, 2023