Kirk Hammet

guitar god

kirk hammet is the guitar god

by Dadddddddddddddddddddddddy October 31, 2022

Kirk

The surname of someone who proves there is an extreme end of the autism spectrum.

That guy guy licking the wall is such a kirk

by blackhammer9555 March 8, 2022

Bhutanese shrimple kirk

To Bhutanese shrimple kirk is to commit the act of watching Star Trek while inserting one’s phallus into a seafood platter. Primarily done in Bhutan this act gained its signature name Bhutanese shrimple kirk

Verb: bhutanese shrimple kirking

Yo dude last night was crazy Eric started Bhutanese shrimple kirking

by Milk8766 January 13, 2025

getting kirk

When your getting your dick sucked from a whore but in this case called "getting neck" the joke is that charlie kirk also known as #charliesquirt got sniped for 203 damage with a bolt action sniper from fortnite and his neck was kinda hurting after so instead of saying getting head we say getting Kirk

random nigga-bro I’m getting kirk tonight from this thicc white hoe
other random ah nigga-man ur lucky i want some hoes giving me kirk on my johnson

by allwomendeservetogetraped69 September 12, 2025

Kirk

To be penetrated in the throat, either by Phallus or bullet, similar to Charlie Kirk.

Asking a woman to perform oral sex: Yo shordy how that kirk game
Discussing about a girl giving good blowjobs: Shordy throw mad kirk

by Thomas Yousef September 19, 2025

kirk

A noun synonymous with ‘getting neck’. Used in sexual context to allude to the act of oral sex.

“Yeah bro that chick was giving me some crazy kirk last night.”

by cornscience September 15, 2025

Kirked

To be shot in the neck

Charlie just got kirked

by Nachoszs September 11, 2025