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Joosting

The Dutch are known for various things; weed, Heineken, the red-light district but also that they complain a lot; at least that is what we experience, ourselves.
We all know this guy who is complaining all-the-effing-time. Sometimes he's called Joe, sometimes he's called James and sometimes he's called Joost - and so is ours.

Do keep in mind that this guy, most probably, does not have anything to do with Joost.
Joost: It's raining all day already, the sun is not bright enough and workload is too high!

Colleague: Stop complaining.
Joost: And wait until it's next week, then we don't have any thing to do for project X anything anymore - and the customer doesn't even bother...!!
...
Another colleague walks in and says: Oh boy, is he Joosting again?
by Mikkass November 24, 2017
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Joons

Joons mean juice or juice in a box
Mom: Hey Kevin come and get yo joons!
by Vuut16 February 11, 2018
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jockstrap-sniffers

A disparaging way to refer to the type of sports fan, most obvious at the collegiate level, who likes to get a little too close to the players, especially after the game.

Euphemistic synonym: "Rabid fans."
"Before we conduct any interviews, it's a good idea to let the jockstrap-sniffers storm through here. Then we'll shoo them out and get down to business."
by al-in-chgo May 24, 2018
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Jonks

People who happily and constantly complain without bringing solution.
I'm sitting here because I'm sick of those Jonks in the canteen bringing the whole site down with their constant complaining about shit that's never gonna change. Jonks have got the same moans every day.
by Leadworked June 1, 2018
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JOOK

A derogatory term of a person who is Japanese and Korean. It also could be a racial slur too because Gook is still a controversial slur. Some Koreans may take it as a joke but some may take as a serious racial slur. Replacing the G with a J makes it to a jook.
Student 1 : I went to someone who was a jook in highschool.

Student 2 : What the hell is a jook?
Student 1 : A Japanese and a gook.

Student 2 : Ohhh.. Okay.
by edsekki June 14, 2018
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Jocks

1. A group of (usually) guys who play sports, the term is usually used in a dierogatory fashion to show distane for those who place sports in high regard
2. A Australian term for underwear
1. God I fucking hate how all the girls go for the jocks !
2. Now that I nicked her jocks me and the mates are gonna go have a flog behind the schoolyard
by Type one Taylor July 5, 2018
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Jooken

Jooken is when you jab with da blade. Gonna get jooked bra. Stabby stab with the tool, jooks
You must be lookin for a jooken
by Pseudomonas Farcia August 23, 2018
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