Jonathan

Jonathan can also be defined as god, or god like. In simple terms... you shall bow down to him willingly.

Jonathan is the greatest.

by Jonathan The Greatest November 10, 2008

Jonathan Rhys Meyers

An very talented actor from Ireland, this talent is most evident in Velevet Goldmine. He is a big ride

jonathan rhys meyers is a big ride, I would like to have his babies.

by ThatGal January 9, 2008

The Jonas Brothers

Three flaming wannabe rockers.
They're about the gayest thing since the Backdoor Boys and The New Fags On the Block.

All I can say is, hopefully their young brother doesn't join their butthole-surfing ranks.

Fangurl: OMG THE JONAS BROTHERS ROCK!! THEY ARE SO CUTE/THEY LOOK LIKE THEY HAVE SPEED BUMPS ON THEIR ASS!!!

Dude: What of a bunch of ass-rammers.

by Silent Fuckin' Bob October 15, 2008

Jonah

a loving and caring boyfriend who will do anything for his girlfriend. he has brown to black color shifting hair and adorable brown eyes, he’s muscular and a sweetheart but tries not to show it unless your his friend or significant other

Jonah is such a sweetheart
Jonah would make a he best boyfriend

by alicia-rylie October 22, 2019

Jonathan

A sexy Beast!! Blue eyed, and buff. Tends to be attracted to slightly older women. Likes; walks on the beach, and blondes.

That sexy beast Jonathan walked with his pretty blonde girlfriend Chloe.

by atotallyrandomeperson December 8, 2010

Jonas Brothers

A really overrated mainstream.. Ah screw it, they just suck so much, they dont need a definition. they suck, period. they dont have talent, the guitarists suck, the drummer sucks, and the trio is gay, they have threesomes every Saturday. They just pretend to like "hot girls", but they're really gay. That loser whos dating Selena Gomez is a closet case, obviously.

Majority of Jonas fans are 8 - 13 year old girls who think if something is popular, it's good. and they also think that if a band's members are ugly, they suck.

The fans are stupid, and are usually bashed by Guns N' Roses fans. They tend to hate on us and say things like Slash being gay and Axl Rose being ugly and that they suck cause they're old, but in reality: they do suck. NOW. They rocked hard in the late 80s early 90s but not anymore.

They also hate anything that is not of 2007, and when comparing Beatles to JB, they say Beatles are a bunch of old dead people from the 1930s (someone actually said this) and to old rock fans, they tell us "Get with the times." No, I dont wanna get with the times when most music of "the times" is shit.

One last thing: THIS BAND IS NOT ROCK. FACE IT, IT'S GAY MAINSTREAM POP. ROCK HAS GUITAR SOLOS, GOOD RIFFS, TALENT.

average jonas fan: OMFG THE JONAS BROTHERS? THE ARE SO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like nick is the absolute hottest LULZ. he's a good christian boy. he would never go out with that skank Miley. OMFG hold on!!! they're song just came on disney radio!!!! LMAO. OMFG


*actual quote, im not even kiddin*

by jermomsucksmydick October 1, 2008

jonasify

to make something more relative to the Jonas Brothers Band (Nick, Joe, and Kevin Jonas); To decorate your bed room with Jonas Brothers posters and memorabilia.

"To win the contest for Jonas Brothers concert tickets, we were asked to jonasify our rooms."

by _*Tessa*_ February 17, 2008