Andrew Johnson

The 17th president of the United States, the president who succeeded Lincoln after his assassination. Andrew Johnson is often considered to be one of the worst American presidents, mainly because of his overly laid back treatment of the South which had just lost the Civil War, his lack of concern about now freedman slaves that had no place to work or go due to discrimination in society, and his direct defiance of Congress. Johnson tried to sabotage Lincoln's reconstruction plans and he went to war with Congress until he was eventually impeached, just barely evading removal from office. Johnson was a white supremacist and is mutually agreed by historians to have been a very poor leader.
Some of the worst presidents the U.S. has seen include James Buchanan, Andrew Johnson, and Franklin Pierce.
by University of Markov October 29, 2019
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Ben Johnson

Friend: Yeah, my girlfriend and I watched a movie together last night.

You: Did Ben Johnson ever show up?

Friend: No man, he must've been out of town.
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James Johnson

(James Johnson can't be explained)
by XMdj October 25, 2011
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Flaming Johnson

When you put Franks Hot Sauce around your penis then stick it in her vagina. On occasion It will give her a rash. Works well as a lubricant.
My boyfriend just gave me a Flaming Johnson. With his huge dick it finally went in but I developed a rash.
by Brett Walshaw April 02, 2008
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Scott Johnson

Steve "Scott" Johnson (1953 - 2013) was an American cartoonist, podcaster and slave. He founded Frogpants Studios, known for their underground gangster movement. Steve has also been featured on the TWiT network with Leo Laporte and other celestial objects. He lives in Utah with his family and two Russian hostages. Steve also hosts Nerdtacular, an annual convention for people who generally fail in society.
Turpster: Where's Scott Johnson?
Scott Johnson: IN YOUR BASEMENT!
by Brittish Turpster September 27, 2010
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Gary Johnson

An amazing candidate. Honestly the only candidate even worth a damn in these 2016 elections. Unfortunately highly unlikely to win the presidency due to Donald Trump's and Hillary Clinton's supporters being so blind to their lies and following them like sheep.
If people actually voted without obsessing over labels like "liberal", "conservative", "Democrat", or "Republican" and started to LOOK at the people running and what they've actually gotten done and accomplished as leaders, then candidates like Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton would've gotten blown out of the water by Gary Johnson before the election even started.
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JOHNSON FEST

This is ussually a team event. It involves a bunch of dumasses tugging on one another's willy at the same time.
The sales dept is having a JOHNSON FEST today.
by team mopar November 19, 2004
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