Jeff Sessions

When two or more people of the same gender engage in sexual activity with each other while consuming copious marijuana.
"Jeffing" or "down to Jeff" or "doing a Jeff" .

"Last night at The Greasy Butthole Club in Denver we had us some real deep Jeff Sessions."

" Whose down for a Jeff Session?"

"What bruh? You gay too? You 420? Word we need to be enjoying Jeff Sessions together !"

"It has been weeks since my last Jeff Sessions"

" I have been know to go HAM in Jeff Sessions."
"Its weed and gay sex with you all day- all you ever have on your mind is Jeff Sessions"
by Connie Mac January 05, 2018
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mutt and jeff

1- Perhaps the first daily cartoon strip. Depicted the title characters, one tall and thin, the other short and stocky, who were basically average guys. Set the standards for the likes of Abbott and Costello.
2- Two people who bear a resemblence to the above.
3- Another term for the "good cop, bad cop" routine.
4- Cockney rhyming slang for "deaf".
1- "Didja read today's Mutt and Jeff?"
2- "Hey, look at Mutt and Jeff!"
3- "Aw, Sarg, cut out the Mutt and Jeff routine."
4- "Whaddya mean, ya didn't 'ear? Are ya Mutt and Jeff?"
by Phil February 10, 2003
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Jeff Hardy

The BEST DAMN wrestler to ever grace TV, WWE (formally WWF), and now TNA, with his outstanding performance display (Style & clothing), high-flyin' risk (Swanton Bomb, Twist of Fate, which he does better than Matt, his brother), he exsist 2 inspire, he is 2 X-TREME. Any fucker out there who thimks otherwise, can kiss my ass and go 2 hell, but "Beware of falling objects"
Entrances: music and moves; Risk: Swanton Bomb off the balcony @ Times Square, and off the 20-ft. ladder on top of 2 tables, the leap-frog (jumped from one ladder to another, 3 ladders, in a PPV TCL match).
by Duce (a.k.a. Dragon) March 25, 2005
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Jeff Bezos

A name to call people if they are bald
Elon: You're Jeff Bezos
Bill: Aw man!
by Ezok3412 May 09, 2022
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Jeff Davis

Renowned in America for the whole court punt with a basketball. The name " Jeff Davis " is so smootlhy said and shows awesome levels of importance, that it can fill in any blank. Chuck norris 2.0
A: Who's the only person to win 2 heismans?
B: Jeff Davis

A: Manning or Brady?
B: Jeff Davis

A: Modern Warfare 2 or Bad company 2?
B: Jeff Davis
by RETPOCLFOR April 04, 2010
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Jeff Archie

A drink consisting of 50% Diet Coke and 50% Lemonade. Similar to a Will Rogers or Arnold Palmer.
Scratch that Arnold Palmer - I'll have a Jeff Archie instead.
by Jarchie July 15, 2010
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