The act of gently pushing your way towards sex with a female who is way higher class than you. Typical uses are with both money and lies.
by plain goldfish January 20, 2011
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Person 2:I was at like 20 parties in 18 countries. I'm international. Didn't you know that.
Person 1: I remember that now.
Student: Teach(er)! I'm gonna be out of town for the weekend what the heck is the world.
Teacher: Wait aren't you that kid whose completely international that we talk about at department meetings.
Student: Yes and I have a lot of real estate holdings.
Teacher: Can you hook me up with a timeshare in Aruba
Student: Fo show. I got that fo show.
Teacher:How much is it gonna cost?
Student: $200,000?
Teacher: I can easily afford that.
Student: Whats the work?
Teacher: Don't you know that completely international people are exempt from homework, income tax, and Sexual Transmitted Infections??????
Person 2:I was at like 20 parties in 18 countries. I'm international. Didn't you know that.
Person 1: I remember that now.
Student: Teach(er)! I'm gonna be out of town for the weekend what the heck is the world.
Teacher: Wait aren't you that kid whose completely international that we talk about at department meetings.
Student: Yes and I have a lot of real estate holdings.
Teacher: Can you hook me up with a timeshare in Aruba
Student: Fo show. I got that fo show.
Teacher:How much is it gonna cost?
Student: $200,000?
Teacher: I can easily afford that.
Student: Whats the work?
Teacher: Don't you know that completely international people are exempt from homework, income tax, and Sexual Transmitted Infections??????
by The Most Interesting Man March 13, 2008
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You tie a girl to a pole in a hanging position so she looks like a sloth. You then begin to anully penatrate her anus. After doing this you get two oranges and rub them around on her body. Then you shove one of the oranges into the girls vaginal orifice. This is when shit gets freeky...You now stick your penis through the orange and begin to thrust yourself upon her.
You tie a girl to a pole in a hanging position so she looks like a sloth. You then begin to anully penatrate her anus. After doing this you get two oranges and rub them around on her body. Then you shove one of the oranges into the girls vaginal orifice. This is when shit gets freeky...You now stick your penis through the orange and begin to thrust yourself upon her.
by Sexy Sanchez and his dog Freeky Frito May 13, 2005
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by Kumquat of Doom February 2, 2004
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All ballcuzzi fans meet up over video chat and compete over who has the best bubbles, and bubbler. (A bubbler is a person, usually their sexual partner, but sometimes it may be the male himself, who creates the bubbles by using a straw). They share their techniques and experiences, in order to perfect the art of the ballcuzzi.
All ballcuzzi fans meet up over video chat and compete over who has the best bubbles, and bubbler. (A bubbler is a person, usually their sexual partner, but sometimes it may be the male himself, who creates the bubbles by using a straw). They share their techniques and experiences, in order to perfect the art of the ballcuzzi.
by snoooooooooooooooooop May 25, 2013
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Guy 2: That's an international squally, man, there are hundreds of guys already in line!
Guy 1: Shit, I gotta step my game up.
Guy 2: That's an international squally, man, there are hundreds of guys already in line!
Guy 1: Shit, I gotta step my game up.
by bronxbowtie January 19, 2014
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"Tomorrow is international day of having a Portuguese best friend!!! I can't wait to throw sardines at João!
by The Portuguese Kids July 13, 2017
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