n. A global phenomenon of people thinking they're seeing the love of their life while scrolling on instagram even though they've never spoken or interacted with them.
by Adam_is_a_real_human March 22, 2023
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by btcterms March 30, 2023
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by UltimateDoge April 3, 2025
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Eric (after a long day of being bullied at school) : I'm so bored, I'm just gonna use my phone for entertainment.
*Eric opens instagram*
*He sees people on there posting about them having a good time, how they're sorrounded with great friends*
Eric: oh shit
*Eric continues to scroll*
*Eric starts looking through a pretty girl's posts and sees things that make him green with envy*
*A random user cyber bullies Eric about how he has absolutely no life after he comments on one of the girl's posts, hoping for her attention but no reply*
Eric: I've had enough, time to CTB.
*Eric makes the decision to CTB, goes to the top of his apartment building and jumps off*
*Eric opens instagram*
*He sees people on there posting about them having a good time, how they're sorrounded with great friends*
Eric: oh shit
*Eric continues to scroll*
*Eric starts looking through a pretty girl's posts and sees things that make him green with envy*
*A random user cyber bullies Eric about how he has absolutely no life after he comments on one of the girl's posts, hoping for her attention but no reply*
Eric: I've had enough, time to CTB.
*Eric makes the decision to CTB, goes to the top of his apartment building and jumps off*
by Al_000 April 19, 2024
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