Before you go to Hollywood

Said to someone who is starting to get an uppity attitude, usually to let them know that it's not appreciated.

Daughter: I've been asked to the prom by five boys. I bet that's more than any other girl.

Mom: Yes, well, before you go to Hollywood, could you take out the trash?

by Darshan1 August 29, 2008

Counting chickens before they hatch

When you call something yours before you have it

The hillary voters were counting chickens before they hatch

by 300WinMag March 17, 2017

dish before the main dish

pre-dish is the "dish before the main dish". duh!

the pre-dish, dish before the main dish, is awesome...he's the appetizer!

by talldarknhandsome September 25, 2013

Pouring the milk before the cereal

Don't trust anybody that pours the milk fist they will corrupt you with their unrighteous ways. They are demons sent from darkest place in hell

My friend was pouring the milk before the cereal and she ended up being a demon

by big d 32 February 28, 2019

it always thunders before it rains

When you sit down to go to the bathroom, you always fart before pee starts to trickle out.

"How come it always thunders before it rains?"

by Sean G January 05, 2006

hos before bros

white boy term meaning to choose your buddies over a chick. though generally true, this exact phrase is usually only spoken by wiggers

dude! I don't bale on us tonight for a chick, we got a case of budweiser man! HOS BEFORE BROS!

by Mr Wall September 05, 2006

Look Before You Shit

The act to checking for sufficient toilet paper before sitting down to take a shit. This will help you to avoid having to yell for somebody outside the bathroom to get you a new roll.

Boyfriend: Um, honey, can you get me some toilet paper?
Girlfriend: Sucks for you, look before you shit!

by Dapts March 13, 2011