husband steal

Verb. When someone (usually a woman but it can be a man for gay couples) steals somebody else's husband. This usually happens by seduction but could also happen through slowly forming emotional attachments that become sexual in nature.

"That woman Laura is a real pistol! You know she made a husband steal with Donna's ex-husband George? She's the reason they got divorced!"

by Jonah Falk March 7, 2012

husbation

1. When a wife or girlfriend goes out for a girls night, the husband gets some time with himself for some one on one husbation
2. Masturbation by the husband
3. Masturbation of the husband by the wife

1. Leon: "My goose is out with her girls tonight, better get to my husbation"
2. Ricardo: "I need some lube and tissues for my husbation"
3. Candice: "I'm gonna give George a good husbation tonight"

by Shalikanikafuckerwou June 20, 2013

Husband Brother

A husband who looks very similar to his wife, generally in a very creepy way.

Yo dawg, you see that Husband Brother and Sister Wife over there making out? GROSS!!!!!!

by JamMasterBae September 7, 2016

husband

Cooler version of a boyfriend, like a game upgrade, but with a ring and stuff

-Karen, will you be my wife?
- you will only be my husband when you actually give me a REAL ring, not those candy ones!
-But...Banana flavour
- I DONT EVEN LIKE BANANA BRANDON

- ...You like mine.
- shut up peanut.

by Janasmim December 23, 2016

husband issues

When a fan of a series (usually a woman) is too afraid to do anything that might offend another fan's fictional husband.

Emma: Oh my gosh. Nico is so hot.

Kate: You know he's gay, right?

Emma: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME? NICO LOVES ME MORE THAN ANYONE! YOU'RE JUST STUPID, SHUT UP!

And that's how Kate's husband issues began.

by dkeowksjddj March 21, 2017

husband-like person

A man (or woman) filling all the responsibilities of a spouse, but to whom you are not married.

Barry is the best husband-like person I have encountered in my life.

by Enchanted in New Mexico June 8, 2017

husbandses

A word Elizabethes uses to feel smarteses to describeses Ms. Kocheses past and current husbandeses

Ms. Koch has two husbandses

by kawaiikiwii420disbitch October 16, 2017