Hanging out with Howard Finkel

Jerking off

Brian: Oh yeah!
Shane: What are you doing, Brian?

Brian: I'm hanging out with Howard Finkel.

by FredFlintstoned January 15, 2019

howard s billings high school

In Chateauguay, the town where white people think they're black and black people think they live in the ghetto, the ONE english high school contains bisexual emos that drink every friday, get high every sunday and have sex every tuesday at 8 pm. The only reason they go to school is for cigarettes and pot. They hang outside the school but never atcually go in. Security guards range from a stuck up bitch to a super cool, super chill native guy. I'd write something about the residing preppy bitches but they're the same everywhere.

Howard S Billings High School: Bisexual emo kid: What you doing friday?
Kid2: Drinking. You?
Kid 1: Same. What about Sunday?
Kid 2: Gettin' hiiiiigh.
Kid 1: Awesome. Doing anyone on Tuesday?
Kid 2: Helll yeahhhh.
Kid 1: Awh man, look at that preppy bitch.

by Shel.B January 13, 2010

Blessed William Howard High School

chav heaven, provided you love god. Based in stafford.
girls here are slags, boys here are weebs or console peasants/PC elitists

guy 1: Hello
bwh student: u wot m8 ill shank ur nan
guy 1: Blessos?
bwh student: ye i went blessed william howard high school

by ImxMQGaming January 17, 2018

Howard Hues

The infamous super-successful mid-20th-century eccentric painter who really loved his colors. His father, Howard Hews, made his own fortune from designing heavy-duty truck-mudflaps.

Howard Hues maintained the family tradition of genius generating fabulous wealth from his awesomely-colored paintings; his father, Howard Hews, had made his own fortune from designing heavy-duty truck-mudflaps.

by QuacksO December 11, 2017

Austin howard

large cult leader in 1985

damn Austin howard really did massacre all those babies

by glass bowl May 13, 2020

Sam Howard (Sambob)

a being that has a grossly high intelligence.
found in ambient locations and has an crippling addiction for protein bars. if you scream SAAAAMMMMMBOBBBBBB!!!! he will be summoned while playing smoke on the water.

Who’s constantly stalking me? oh that’s just Sam Howard (Sambob) you must have summoned him when you sneezed!

by Shygvy June 1, 2022

Todd Howard's high heels

Apart from telling tall tales about video games and giving standing blowjobs to ZeniMax executives and true to the nature of the inherently effeminate and preposterously puny and petite stunted sissy manlet fairy that he obviously is, Little Napoleon Howard enjoys prancing about town wearing a variety of fabulous and fanciful high heels on his nasty, little feet, including but not limited to: thick-soled sneakers (undoubtedly containing insoles), boots with stacked heels, platform shoes (obviously), high heels (naturally), stilettos (only for his sugar daddy) and stilts (when grocery shopping all by himself like a big boy). A particularly infamous and hilarious photo beautifully showcasing Tiny Todd's ever-present, deep-seated and overpoweringly potent manletism-induced inferiority complex, taken at the 2015 Fallout 4 video game launch event in Los Angeles, features the illustrious Kaley Cuoco and Tiny Todd "Tippy Toes" Howard amongst others. Shamefully grinning while standing on his tip toes (for shame!) like the literal subhuman that he is and while being towered over by absolutely every man, woman and child in the vicinity, Tiny Todd was most likely thinking about ending it all by hanging himself from a table lamp with a string of dental floss upon returning in defeat to his hobbit-hole that night.

Manmore 1: Hey, why are there a bunch of doll shoes lying in the street over there? Manmore 2: Those are Todd Howard's high heels. The dwarfed Oompa Loompa was crossing the street with an armful of high heels when a gust of wind just blew him away. Manmore 1: Manlets BTFO. Manmore 2: Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator September 11, 2024