Hose

When someone tried to spell José on their child's birth certificate but are illiterate.

Hey, what did you name your kid?

Hose

Spelt like José.

No. Like Hose.

by Coggy8 October 6, 2022

Hose with red 40 in it

An object most normal people have laying around their house. If you don’t have one, that’s strange.

“Where do you source your red 40 for you hose with red 40 in it?”

by RedDog19120 April 14, 2024

Siamese Water Hose

It's when a guy simultaneously ejaculates on one girl's face, while farting in the others mouth...

Ben "Siamese Water Hose" them by farting in Katie's mouth while ejaculating onto Brenda's face.

by Simple Jack duh April 9, 2016

Kink in the hose

Annoying person who gets under your skin while trying to live your best life

Spencer, stop being such a kink in the hose and get out of my way! Sheeesh.

by the_austinjames June 20, 2021

Hose slinger

A man who knows how to handle his penis.

That stud is really a hose slinger.

by jacknut January 30, 2012

the nose hose

when a girl is performing oral sex with you're penis. when you are about to ejaculate, start tickling the girl and cum into her mouth. The sperm will then proceed to shoot out of the girls nose like it does when someone laughs while drinking milk.

mike 2: "i just did the nose hose with ailatan, it was so funny when it came out of her nose."
ronald: no way!!! i want to try that soo bad!!

by TheCHAMP... March 12, 2012

Alaskan fire hose

The act of taping your butthole shut poking a hole and then eating laxative so it comes out really concentrated when you start to blow you light your butchers on fire and butt them out with your poop

Alaskan fire hoses are risky but worth it

by Matt_jenk November 25, 2024