blow-holed 

When someone comes up to hug you or give you a kiss, and they accidentally blow snot from one nostril all over your face. in doing so the sound of a whale blowing water from it's blow-hole is made.

Our daughter went to give my wife a hug and accidentally sneezed and blew snot from one nostril all over one side of my wifes face.Without thinking I said "she blow-holed you."

blow-holed by #hubbs January 24, 2010

Hose 

to cheat, trick, or take advantage of.

Evil men and seducers shall wax worse and worse, hose, and being hosed.

Hose by sinbabee April 22, 2009

hose 

To fuck leisurely, slowly and deeply for an :) extended period of time.

Man, they really hosed you on that job. I think were really going to take a hosin on this new contract. What does that hoser think he is doin?

hose by wright May 16, 2005

horsedick

Genitalia of, around, or relating to horse.

My name...is horsedick.

horsedick by fcjsdajfashhf March 5, 2008

Hored

When your both Hungry and Bored.

I am really Hored right now.

Hored by OSAD June 11, 2016

Garden hose 

A dick.

Scott's brother in law shot him dead in an argument over a garden hose. The coroner determined Scott's brother in law had the better garden hose since he could still use his.

Garden hose by Solid Mantis February 9, 2018

lead hose 

n. A rapid-fire automatic weapon that emits a nearly-continuous stream of bullets.

"After a spate of insurgent attacks, leadership was fed up and decided it was time to wash down the streets of Fallujah with a lead hose. A Humvee-mounted M2 0.50 cal was used on the men at the mosque, while a M134 minigun was chosen to neutralize the women and children in the market. According to FOX News, several insurgents may have been killed in the defensive action."

lead hose by Carl Willis June 29, 2006