Horse Eye

When one is engaging in doggy style sex and the female looks back, she's giving the horse eye. This is because the man can only see one of her eyes, like a horse looking at its rider.

I was porking her doggy and she kept giving me the horse eye.

by The Reverend Floater August 25, 2004

horse piss

A slang term referring to bad, cheap, beer with a rather weak taste. Examples are Budweiser, Natty, Keystone, and Miller Lite, and Coors Light.

Rob: "Man, I wanna get WASTED tonight!!! Ya know what I'm sayin'?"
Mike: "Here, drink this can of horse piss."
Rob: "ALRIGHT DUDE!!! I love Natty Ice! 5.9% alcohol content baby! Get in my belly!" (chugs it)
Mike: "Uh, that was a joke, man. Mr. Ed just took a leak into that can, seriously. I didn't think you'd actually drink it."
Rob (loses his lunch all over the floor)

by Nick D August 26, 2004

fucking the horse

Also, "f-ing the horse."

1. An expression used to define something detrimental to someone's career or livelihood.

2. Any action that has a harmful effect on oneself or others around them.

Taken from Daniel Radcliff's decision to star in London's revival of Equus, a play about a teenager with a sexual attraction to horses, causing parents to refuse to see any more of the Harry Potter movies in protest.

Howard Dean totally fucked the horse when he screamed during campaign season.

Tim was f-ing the horse when he decided not to go to class at all senior year.

Stacy's decision to pose for Playboy while on American Idol was really fucking the horse; it ruined her chances of staying on the show.

by Christina S October 29, 2007

horse shit

'hors shit'- noun (1) Horse manure. (2) Aggressive or malicious untruth or deception. origin: When substituted for cow manure as a soil additive, horse manure will prevent the growth of agricultural goods.

"You're telling that that truck is worth $10,000 - Horse Shit!

by Professor K February 13, 2004

horse pill

Classically, refers to size; an unusually large pill.

Realistically, should refer to Premarin, the birth control that consists of "conjugated estrogens" extracted from horse urine!

1. How on earth can you swallow that multivitamin; it's a horse pill!

2. She's on horse pills

by zaphraud October 26, 2004

feeding the horse

to stimulate the females lady lips with the hand in a manner as if feeding a hungry horse.

'did you feed her horse last night'?
'yes it was very hungry'

by paul claydon December 12, 2003

Horse face

A weird guy named Jean in the Survey Corps. He is a horse. Not literally, he just looks like one.

Armin: "Jean died last night."
Eren: "WOOHOO HORSE FACE IS DEAD" (this did not actually happen)

by Pawleene Pinkieshy September 8, 2015