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Florida Hook

The unbelievably fucking annoying practice on the highway where one cruises at or below the speed limit in the left lane and at the last minute crosses all the way to the right to make their exit, often without a turn signal. The term originates in Florida due to the large number of retired, tourist, and female drivers who perform it regularly
I was late because some bitch in the fast lane was going too slow, then she pulled the Florida Hook and I was able to speed up again.

I was almost in a wreck because some tourist pulled the Florida Hook and almost hit me
by Polekat Slim March 19, 2009
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meat hook sandwich

Double-fisted hand-job usually performed by a sub-par prostitute.
"Buy me dinner and I'll give ya a meat hook sandwich!" - Crystal Boulevard
by Coltraine December 13, 2013
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fish on a hook

A person who continually wraps her arm around her head in a hook-like fashion to pull her hair to one side.
Becca is such a fish on a hook; Becca is fishing on a hook again!
by getit234 July 7, 2014
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ok cool hook em

The perfect way to dismiss what someone is saying . To totally blow someone off when they are talking nonsense.
YOu respond OK Cool Hook Em, when your buddy says, Dude, you know my football team is way better than yours.
by Big Hook Em November 19, 2018
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on the hook

A person who is "on the hook" will be overly infatuated with another person. The person who is the desired generally takes little notice (and often complete advantage) of the person who is on the hook.

Often times the person who is on the hook is a back-up.

Signs that you are on the hook:
1) giving foot rubs
2) making mixed tapes/cds/play lists
3) making chocolate cake
4) dropping everything at a moments notice to be with the other person.
Ted: "Lisa came over last night and I gave her a foot rub as we watched a move."
Marshall: "Are you guys dating now?"
Ted: "No, she is still with her boyfriend, she is just looking for the right time to break the news."
Marshall: "Dude, you are so on the hook."
by greetification March 2, 2010
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Gooch Hook

adjective- to gooch hook.

- similar to the Fish Hook however the finger is first rubbed on the gooch before hooking the unsuspecting's mouth. Can be used during intercourse or as a simple greeting between friends. A more tricky manuver is the Double Gooch Hook
Mick "Bloody Screech snuck up and gooch hooked me in the club the other night, havn't seen him for ages..

Dan "Struth, sneeky bugger"
Mick "I got him back though, while he was at the bar i got him with the ol' double gooch hook!"
by King of Gooch July 6, 2009
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ol hook nose

Saying that someone is basically a selfish, greedy, good for nothing piece of shit.
That ol hook nose Coleman keeps purposely leaving his shit over here so he can snake his way back in our house to party with us
by whetlock June 28, 2012
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