lady holiday 

A code name for a woman's menstral period, or another way of saying her "time of the month".

Ugh cramps, bad! Lady holiday started today.

lady holiday by coleyy_xoxo May 7, 2015

Hertling Holiday

When you take off from work for no apparent reason other than "just because"

Ehh, weather looks shitty for Monday. I think I'll take a Hertling Holiday

Hertling Holiday by Pontiacc February 13, 2017

mattress holiday

A holiday on which most workers won't get a day off, but you'll probably be able to buy a mattress on the cheap.

Person 1: What even is the point of Flag Day, I still have to come into work.

Person 2: It's a mattress holiday.

Person 1: (checks newspaper) Huh, I guess these are some pretty good deals on memory foam.

mattress holiday by DryCleaningBuffalo December 27, 2018

Family Holiday Handy

When your uncle or cousin gives you an under the table hand job while gathered around for dinner at a festive family holiday gathering such as thanksgiving or Christmas. But any government recognized holiday applies.

I love it when my cousin comes in for Christmas. He gives the most vigorous family holiday handy. Only my uncle can tell what’s happening.

Family Holiday Handy by Dick Onchin December 20, 2020

school holiday 

a break for school students and all homework aren't necessary

dude it's school holiday! all homework r shit

school holiday by lunalixe March 31, 2013

Jewish Holiday

You tried to kill us, we won, so lets eat

hanukkah, passover, rosh hashannah, purim, shabbat, and all the rest i forgot to mention

Jewish Holiday by jewness April 24, 2005

Serbian Holiday 

A day free from work that a Serb must have to visit his family or relatives in county jail, local mental hospital, lunatic asylum, subhuman mental institution etc,

SmellyChetno: Boss, i need a weekend a off for my Serbian Holiday, I wanna go to Holland.

BloodyAlbo: Why would u wanna go to Amsterdam & do drugs, shagg prostittues, while you can do that in your enclave of Grachanica?

SmellyChetno: No man, I have to go visit my family in Hague War Crimes Tribunal.

Serbian Holiday by Ramush"Rambo"Haradini January 6, 2011