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Bumping hideouses

Similar to "bumping uglies", the act of sexual intercourse between two offensively unattractive people.
-Did you see her go upstairs with that fatass?
-Yeah, they're probably bumping hideouses.
by Wilbertforce January 25, 2011
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ride 'em and hide 'em

When a guy (or girl....) wants to fuck somebody but does not necessarily want to be SEEN with said recipient of sexual gratification.....duhhhhh
" I'm gonna use my boyfriend of 3 yrs for all he is worth and then throw him off a fucking bridge, "ride 'em and hide 'em" bitches......
by Choobone69 December 5, 2016
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Home But Hiding

A phrase used by Jehovah’s Witnesses conducting door-to-door ministry to jokingly refer to the occurrence when a householder is obviously home but pretending not to be.

This phrase is a play-on-words based on the official phrase “Not at Home.” Jehovah’s Witnesses preach methodically and keep lists of every home they visit where no one answered the door, so that they can go back at another time in the hopes that someone will eventually answer. The list is referred to as “the not at homes” and the house itself is referred to as “a not at home.”

“Home-but-hiding” is not an official category and those houses are recorded as “not-at-homes” so that someone can return at another time.
JW 1: “Was that last house a not at home?”
JW 2: “No, it was a home but hiding.”
JW 1: “Ha! At least it wasn’t a do not call.”
by JW Terms September 26, 2018
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hides*

If a male sends you this they are embarrassed by something. If a female sends you this it means something made them blush because they are in love with you
Boy: so what are you up to?
Girl: nothing much *hides*
by Lamplord December 4, 2014
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hidey-hole

hidey-hole (HI dee hole) noun. Refers to a womans's vagina when it is used to stow/stash contraband or other object for transport and concealment. esp. as in example below.
Sue, that dirty lying theiving fuck-nose shikse, puts an Elmer's Glue bottle full of 'clean' urine in her hidey-hole before her weekly drug testing at the methadone clinic.
by Ned Ludd August 28, 2005
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gerbal hider

One who lubes up their rectum then takes a paper towel tube and slightly shoves it up their ass and then lets a gerbal in the tube and has it crawl around the tube and up your pie hole.
After Ned bought a new gerbal and stripped the toilet paper off the tube we all suspected he was a gerbal hider.
by Mike O'Malley May 22, 2003
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Hide-out

a less harsh way of saying "ho"
used when you do actually want to say ho
because the first letters of hide, and out are H and O
"wow, look at that girl!"
"oh my gosh she such a...," sees parents close by, "...hide-out!"
by cheez&chkn January 21, 2011
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