Guff the team

when your meeting up with a group of girls and theres always that one slut for backup. if none of the guys get laid throughout the nigh, the slut is designated to have to jack everyone off, or guff the team.

Guy 1: Damn bro, this night is beat, I'm feenin some good box.

Guy 2: Ya there aint much talent tho bro.
Guy 1: Thats why we keep that one chick around to guff the team, when were feenin.
Guy: Sweet, she better get her dick beating hand ready

by shawtyGUFFINhandDUCKETS October 11, 2012

Guffaw

To laugh in a way similar to what comedians portray snobbish british men to do.

The man was guffawing to his hearts content.

by British Maniac September 17, 2015

broccoli guffs

When a person consumes a large amount of broccoli, the next day they may find that they experience a high level of very bad smelling flatulence. This is the phenomenon known as 'Broccoli Guffs'

Person one: "Dude, whats that smell?"
Person two: "Thats my Broccoli guffs, LOL!"

by Sexpest666 November 25, 2009

Piggy Back Guffing

When another does an audible guff (fart) and you decide to drop a silent one on the back of theirs and blame them for the offensive odour

Mark: "parrrrrp" Whoops, sorry, couldn't hold it in any longer
Baz: "Pfffst" ... OMG Mark, that smells gross, you got dead rats up your bum
Mark: You sure you're not Piggy Back Guffing again as mine don't smell that bad

by Fatcatkim November 3, 2011

guffman

extremely, flamboyantly gay person.

Man, did you see his pink cheetah print leather pants. He is such a guffman.

by Sir Jamie Hamersmtih November 7, 2003

guff

A slang term for a physically unattractive person.

Mary was a pleasant girl, but a bit of a guff.

by nicola's top man April 8, 2008

gruff

Passive wrongness

I ate a birch bracket fungus but it was gruff.

by Jon Quiote October 13, 2003