guilt muffin

When you're at the bar and pick up a middle aged woman with a muffin top.

Last night I was at the bar and I picked up a guilt muffin.

by Dack Attack June 14, 2016

Hoagie Guilt

The feeling of emotional discomfort one gets when trying to leave the Hoagie Folk.

I’m getting massive Hoagie Guilt from my boss. All I want to do is quit because he keeps drawing me deeper into his illegal Hoagie Empire cluttered with Hoagie Folk.

by YoungGravy616 June 25, 2023

Tweet guilt

The feeling one has before or after tweeting about something self absorbed and good for nothing more than gleaning attention. This feeling is usually exaggerated after a twitter user has read the june issue of wired that describes people that practice such 'twittering' as tools.

I'm laying off twitter until I can focus on tweeting for the good of humanity, instead of myself. I'm so full of Tweet guilt now.

by planet_chainsaw June 30, 2010

suicide guilt

When you convince someone that you’re gonna commit suicide if they don’t do something; saying your going to commit suicide to make somebody feel bad

“Did you hear she suicide guilted her ex to hook up with her?”

by Claridy December 1, 2020

guilt respond

When you talk to someone and they don't actually listen to the context, but rather simply reply with a short phrase or answer with arbitrary meaning so that they don't seem rude for not answering you.

So, do you think i should go study engineering, or just go and get a job straight away? A man's got to do, what a man's got to do". God damnit Jerry, stop guilt responding to me!

I'm not friends with Jerry anymore, all he ever does is guilt respond, everytime i talk.

by Nigger87 December 13, 2015