An abbreviation for "girlfriend". It usually refers to the best girlfriend in the entire world.
This word exists, and it is very real.
This word exists, and it is very real.
by SheryzBerryz May 21, 2011
Get the girlfie mug.the kind of girl that cannot survive without a boyfriend. usually has a boring personality but is quite pretty. her only function in life is to look good on someone's arm and is popular with men (somehow).
by captainbigred December 9, 2010
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Something brown boys cannot have at all. These dudes will try their hardest to reel in a chick but the only thing that they are reeling in is an excuse to get in their feels and act depressed once they get curved because these pussy ass brown boys ain't built for it and are mentally weak as FUCK! The problem is that these brown boys do not recognize the fact they're getting played every single time and keep trying to cuff a hoe because they always think the next one is different. I think they keep trying to get a girlfriend because they're afraid of arranged marriage but I don't really know.
Henry, the avetard, does not have a girlfriend despite repeated attempts to get one. He keeps trying to get one but he has zero game and keeps getting curved by all these bitches that are clearly out of his league. Yikes...
by TurnM3Up August 4, 2020
Get the girlfriend mug.A girlfiend is a girl seems to be part demon in nature. It seems like the most important part of the relationship is the sex... the rest of the relationship is just miserable where she treats you horrible. Almost every night you wonder if your performance was good enough or if you failed and she is going to devour your soul while you sleep. Yet the sex is so good you keep going back...
A girlfiend will constantly nag you and picks on you yet neither of you walks away... like the purpose of the relationship has some darker hidden agenda other than your standard relationship.
by Tsureshon February 22, 2011
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"Yeah, since her break up up with Jack, she's gained about 10 pounds of grief bacon."
"Yeah, since her break up up with Jack, she's gained about 10 pounds of grief bacon."
by Dr. OK January 8, 2012
Get the Grief Bacon mug.Scientists have discovered a new element to add to the periodic table. It's called girlfriendium, and it has the unique ability out of all of the elements to actually decrease ones amount of free time and physical energy. It also has a strange side effect that differs from person to person. Sometimes it gives long lasting erections, others it destroys all sex drive. And has the uncanny ability to turn Womanium into unobtainium.
Womanium is pretty weird stuff... like once a month it metaporphasizes into bitchium for a few days, then turns back, but one can better experience this when a Girlfriendium is created first. Womanium when combined with Gold often turns becomes one of the Analiod metals.
by EdwardStrain November 28, 2012
Get the Girlfriendium mug.That time of year right when fall starts when it is best to get a girlfriend to settle down with for the Winter, only to dump her come spring time, hence the seasonality of the relationship.
Dude#1: I love the start of Football season !
Dude#2: Yeah now that summer is almost over and I can't chase bikini's around the beach anymore it's also girlfriend season.
Dude#2: Yeah now that summer is almost over and I can't chase bikini's around the beach anymore it's also girlfriend season.
by three-m August 30, 2013
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