Paint me like one of your Greek Statues

What Zeus says to Ganymede when he wants to be drawn. He usually wears a necklace made of spaghet when being painted like a Greek Statue

"Paint me like one of your Greek statues," Zeus whispered to Ganymede as he fiddled with his necklace of spaghet.

by Pobias and Trisabeth for life May 17, 2018

Gregg

a handsome, manly guy who is always happy and pulls girls with his sweet dispostion

Jack : how does he do that?
Jermaine: hes a Gregg!

by cockledoodledoo May 27, 2008

Greg Abbott

Absolutely disgusting and authoritarian governor of Texas who wants to take away your rights and make people lose power in extreme weather

Greg Abbott is doing the usual thing that a typical RepubliQan would do: Mishandle a crisis while taking away voting rights. He is willing to turn Texas into a shithole.

by UrbanDefinitionMaker June 21, 2021

Greek Goblet

A sexual act involving at least one male in which the two other people suck on the male's ballsack.

Friend of Guy 1- Dude! Did you hear about Guy?
Friend of Guy 2- Yeah man I heard that Guy 2 and Girl 1 gave him a vicious Greek Goblet!

by Whisper M. April 14, 2010

Greg Oden's junk

(verb) When someone sends you a text or email or calls you on the phone and uses the words Greg Oden's junk in a discrete manner.

(noun) What it sounds like.

He called me on the phone and Greg Oden's junked me before I could hang up on him.

by hrizerty April 27, 2011

greek typhoon

An angry out of control drunkenness that has the high potential for someone to get in trouble or hurt, as if Zeus himself got drunk and decided to take his wrath out on mortal men.

Theodore woke up in the morning with severe anxiety, as he knew the Greek Typhoon he experienced after the 10 shots of tequila Should have landed him in jail instead of his bed.

by Sacramento Solon January 19, 2019

Gregging

when a man grabs another man's penis and then tries to rationalize how he is not a homosexual

Greg was gregging my dick

by Aman5 November 1, 2020