The kind that get you out of having sex... (almost like a diaper, in other words dont wear em if you ever wanna have a sex life)
George was so turned off by Suzie's over sized granny panties, that he refused to have sexual intercourse with her.
by Kinky Kiki (steph) December 28, 2005
Get the granny panties mug.A Hot looking chick in VERY sexy clothes. Then you see her face and she's in her 50's or 60's trying to look young and sexy.
BOB:"I saw this really hot looking chick walking in front of me at the mall today"
Hank:"Oh yeah, did you talk to her"
Bob: No once I got close to her and she turned around I saw she was like 60, she was just being a "teen granny", it was gross!
Hank:"Oh yeah, did you talk to her"
Bob: No once I got close to her and she turned around I saw she was like 60, she was just being a "teen granny", it was gross!
by ParaMikey August 23, 2007
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The use of the word 'slurp' comes from a Shakespearian reference when King Aurthur was said to 'slurp uponst thee that runs freely and with froth from the cunny of thy mother's mother', aparently referring to the frothy nature of his grandmother's lovejuice.
The term bucket is not confirmed, but is widely accepted to be a reference to the 'openning'.
The use of the word 'slurp' comes from a Shakespearian reference when King Aurthur was said to 'slurp uponst thee that runs freely and with froth from the cunny of thy mother's mother', aparently referring to the frothy nature of his grandmother's lovejuice.
The term bucket is not confirmed, but is widely accepted to be a reference to the 'openning'.
Wakefield was pissed because Alice was passing round pictures of his Granny's Slurpbucket'. He's never been the same since.
by Will Atkinson April 7, 2008
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Get the granny panties mug.A greasy granny is where you coat your tongue in Icy-Hot and then give someone a rim job or oral sex.
by M. Fishel April 8, 2009
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Get the Granny Pack mug.An old woman. Referring to them being so old they have dentures. AKA, G.I.L.F. Grandmother I'd Like to Fuck
by Papi Chulo 79 July 28, 2006
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