goat material

Somebody or something that is capable of being the greatest of all time.

You're goat material.

by Authex December 30, 2021

Disgruntled Goat

An extremely short-lived character on Itchy and Scratchy segments on the long-running animated sitcom, the Simpsons.

Remember when Disgruntled Goat was on Itchy and Scratchy? He was with many other hilarious characters!

by Seshie January 9, 2009

Pissing Goat

The act of urinating whilst crawling around on all fours naked. Women can do this simply by pissing while crawling round, however, it is paramount that males place their cock and balls between their legs before commencing the act.

'Oh my GOD, is that Louis Morgan doing the pissing goat?'

'Holy fucking shit Chris Hanbury is doing the pissing goat at MY PARTY, w00p!'

'Instead of revising Craig Taylor is doing the pissing goat all over the law of Evidence'

'Look Sammi Gingell is so drunk she's doing the pissing goat and does not care.'

by Cragamuffin May 10, 2009

Goat-rope

US military (specifically Air Force military transport) jargon ca. 1970s-1980s, referring to an operation or undertaking involving an unnecessarily large number of people, most of them contributing nothing or actually impeding progress. Typically used to refer to flightline operations where military brass felt it necessary to make their presence felt and impede the normal duties/operations of the aircrew, offering "advice" or "assistance" that was neither requested nor needed.

"We got gear up and flaps up out of Norton (Air Force Base) on time, no sweat, but Travis was a major goat-rope and a half. We had three times as many Base Ops types and ground-pounders in the cargo compartment as crewmembers, and the only reason they finally got the hell out of the way is that they didn't want to buy a crew delay."

by speedstan May 4, 2008

Throat Goat

A female who is adept at sucking the soul out ya body. She is the goat wit that throat.

Aye bruh, how was last night? She let u hit?
Nah but I got that sloppy toppy
She any good?
She gave me the top wit no handles, bro she a throat goat

by Taking the Charles Dickens August 7, 2020

goat mom

Goat mom is a character from the populair Indie-Game, Undertale.
Her real name is actually Toriel. But that nickname was given because
in the game, she is pretty like a motherfigure to you.

" OH MY GOD GOAT MOM <3 " - A random Undertale Trash.
" Why does even people like her anyway? " - A furry hater.
" OH GOD, IM SO SORRY GOAT MOM! " - Someone doing a Genocide run.

by Xrayer March 26, 2016

goat pull

When a man tucks his junk between his legs and attaches a rope to his balls to pull things

Hey Vern, can you goat pull me into town?

by 240HazMat February 6, 2019