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dick goal

A woman' junk; vaginal; pussy
" Look at that' dick goal I'm totally shooting at that tonight."
by jjthekid June 23, 2014
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dick goal

The amount of sexual acts, in which a penis is necessary, that one aspires to participate.
My dick goal is to receive six Paul Giamatti Snow Globes before I die.
by jkHeZ June 23, 2014
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IVF goals

A handsome face that a pretty woman would want to IVF with
Howard Kevin Stern is IVF goals
by TheBlueLeo April 18, 2019
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vapor goal

A goal that ist more talked about than actually doing something for it. It is similar vaporware in the games, software and film industry.
A: I will make these self improvement courses to becomes a millionaire and than I will get all the girls. B: Bro that's a vapor goal! Do you you really work for it? I just see you talking and thinking about it!
by WannabeNeologist February 19, 2023
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Goal Model

Someone older than you, living their best life unashamedly.
Did you see Nanna Maureen? She was so drunk at the wedding that her and Doris popped out and went to the hotel gym to have a play on the rowing machine!

That woman is my Goal Model!
by Oogaflugen August 8, 2020
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Field Goal

At the terminal end of fucking someone in the doggy style position, the partner being fucked is shoved forward, creating a force that swings their arms into the air creating a “Y” or “field goal” shape in American football. The other partner simultaneously pulls out to ejaculate between the partner’s arm. Immediately after, a referee enters the room, places both of his hands in the air and announces “It’s good.”
I got Deb with another field goal last night, now I have 6 points on the board.

The field goal hit my arm so we counted it since technically it’s like hitting the post.

That field goal was no good because I shoved her to far–I need more practice.
by Grumpygills June 3, 2018
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couple goals

kay and blair are couple goals
by wisteriiaaa May 4, 2021
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