Girlfriend

A beautiful creature that some dudes dream of having but never will.

Mike: Yo, where's your girlfriend?

Tito: STFU nigguh you know I ain't got one.

Mike: LMAO...fucking loser.

Tito: Word.

by Uptown NY NY July 1, 2008

not girlfriend

A girl that you like, do/buy things for, yet aren't officially dating due to a variety of reasons including, but not limited to:
1. One set of parents forbids dating. 2. You want to avoid the drama that comes along with dating. 3. If one of your/her exes finds out, you/she is gunna get they butt kicked.

Guy 1: "Dude your girlfriend is Hot!"
Guy 2: "No man she's my "not girlfriend," Her Mom would kill me if she found out we're dating."

by Who-Di-Freaking-Yah April 7, 2009

girlfriend

What millions of perverts are looking for on Neopets and various other sites originally intended for pre-pubescent audiences.

"I need a girlfriend, hey sweetychik1990 will u be my gf"

by Kharivas September 7, 2003

My Girlfriend

My right hand.

I use My Girlfriend to make love in my bed at night. She's always down to Fuck at any point in the day

by a modded bushplane November 22, 2018

GILF

Governor I'd Like to Fuck- from 40 something Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin. Palin was a former beauty queen (winning 2nd place in Miss Alaska) and TV sportscaster. Rumor has it that Sarah has a nice rack, but if so she keeps her sweatermeat well-hidden.

"That Sarah Palin is such a total GILF, duuuuuuude! I'd like totally fuck her!"

by Mo Dixley October 20, 2008

Army Girlfriend

He hasn't come back home yet.
When he does, see definition for Army Wife.

1) "You're an Army Girlfriend?"

"Yeah, and I haven't gotten laid in 5 months so don't fuckin' piss me off."

2) "I haven't seen my boyfriend in a week!!!!"

"Go fuck yourself."

by PFC Magana's Girl ;] October 18, 2010

girlfriend

A woman/girl/lady who is dating/going out with/going steady with a man/boy/gentleman. A girlfriend should appreiciate and care for her boyfriend and respect him. also treat him how she wishes to be treated.

"she's my girlfriend"
"i have a girlfriend"
"i love my girlfriend"
"she's his/her girlfriend

by Jess November 30, 2004