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George Bush jeans

Womens' blue jeans that are so tight that you can "read her lips", i.e., she has a camel toe. The lips that you can 'read' are her vaginal lips, not the lips on her face. This is a reference to the 41st president, George H.W. Bush, whose famous line "Read my lips - no new taxes!" helped to cause him to be a one-term president, because he did eventually raise taxes.
Her George Bush jeans were so tight that you could read her lips.
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george bush jr

moronic and childish man whom uses terrorism as an excuse to cut benefits and make us all pay for taxes later on in life. Risked thousands of lives over in IRAQ for non-nuclear weapons that were supposedly in Iraq. Should he win the fall election, he would put us all in financial and military danger. His word is law for now, but he's misleading many people into his path.
GWB JR: "Fighting freedom, spreading terror...opps..I mean-I mean, errr John Kerry is a dork! he is too tall to run for presidency! Yeah! I win cuz I fight terror and spread freedom in the bathroom with my maids!"
People of America: "Wtf? Dude, I lost my job the moment you became president, I was a middle-class man, now I'm below lower-class that I'm giving blows to the hobo's next to my cart for pennies and nickels just to get by!"
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George Bush's fault

1. Tea bagger defense of epic failure used by conservatives to distract people from discussing anything associated with actual facts.

2. Right wing nut job defending the invasion of Iraq to find the weapons of mass destruction that were given to Iraq by Ronald Reagan during the Iran-Contra affair.

3. Trying to defend the fucktard that appointed Donald Rumsfeld to fight the War on Terrorism against Osama Bin Laden KNOWING that Rumsfeld gave Osama Bin Laden $4 billion during Charlie Wilson's War to Fight Communism.
Why do liberals insist that it's George Bush's Fault that 20 million people abandoned their homes and collapsed the economy when they fled the country to avoid prison after republicans outlawed Mexicans using the Real ID Act just like Herbert Hoover during the Great Depression?
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George Bush

The results of a kid who didn't eat quite enough broccoli.
"I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli."- Bush

"Timothy, eat up your broccoli, you don't want to be a George Bush!"
by MichelleChan October 25, 2007
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George Bush Bashers

Some of the smartest people on earth. They realised that the former american president George W Bush is a total idiot and made some quite stupid decisions. They have also been called "BushBashers". These people often have a large amount of IQ and can think and act on their own behalf without a superior idior telling them what to do. BushBashers always have an advantage in discussions about the president since they base their opinions on true fact instead of wild fiction like Iraq was hiding nuclear weapons, preparing a mass-genocide and/or installing Paula Abdul as prime-minister.

BushBashers also have a common enemy, the BushLovers. Their opinions are that George W Bush did his best as a president and made the total right decisions about waging war with Iraq. BushLovers are also more commonly known as morons.
George Bush Bashers: I'm glad that we finally got rid of that idiot Bush!
BushLover: Why? All he did was fighting for the right cause!
BushBasher: And that cause was?
BushLover: That Iraq was hiding nukes and was prepared to fire them!
BushBasher: But Bush himself said that that wasn't the case right?
BushLover: Uhm... well, maybe he did it to hide the facts to prevent a mass-panic!
BushBasher: Right, so even if he was a aware of a nuclear-threat he didn't evacuate major cities to prevent millions from dying? Man, you guys are total morons.
BushLover: What does evacuate mean?
BushBasher: Think that proved my point...
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George Bush Jr

by Keiosu September 16, 2004
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George Bush Blowjob

The worst blowjob ever u'll cum across on
man, that george bush blowjob tasted like pussy and cum on toast
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