gabe carpenter

The biggest loser you will ever find. Has no friends. Lives in a basment. Is master prestige on all Call of Duty games. Has zero self esteem.

For example
Guy:"That kid is exactly like Gabe Carpenter."

by The Gaylord March 8, 2017

Gabested

when you get so drunk or high that you completely eclipse being wasted and reach a new level above it that generally leads to regret and aggressive actions

Bro i got so Gabested last night i picked a fight with a parked car.

I got so Gabested at that club last night.

I got so gabested last night i said i'd suck this guys dick, man i was fucked.

by Darko---- May 27, 2017

Gabested

when you get so drunk or high that you completely eclipse being wasted and reach a new level above it that generally leads to regret and aggressive actions

Bro i got so Gabested last night i picked a fight with a parked car.

I got so Gabested at that club last night.

I got so i Gabested i told a guy i'd suck his dick man i was fucked up.

by Darko---- May 27, 2017

gabertron

Someone who gabers way to hard that he or she melts a hole in the floor

Fuck me he is a gabertron

by Bigfella67 June 25, 2017

Gabe Toriz

A guy with a small dick/cock/penis/mocropenis

Wow what guy is such a Gabe Toriz.

by joejoe333 November 15, 2017

Gabe's Weenie

it's gabe's hotdog, on a bun, with cheese, and macaroni

have you tried Gabe's Weenie? it tastes so delicious.

by adamjackson&jason69memefilms January 2, 2018

gabe fava

An amazing mofo that is prob gonna steal everyone’s babe. He loyal, he smart, and he got the biggest shlonger ever. This Mexican man wasn’t raised as a bitch.

Yo ima gabe fava up in this mofo

by Shlonger donger February 17, 2018