A quote that was said by Donald when Gordon was trying to get through the line in Emily in the middle.
(try saying this in scottish accent)
(try saying this in scottish accent)
Gordon: Get out of my way! You're holding up the express!
Donald: Alright. Cool ye funnel big man.
Gordon: Oh the indignity...
Donald: Alright. Cool ye funnel big man.
Gordon: Oh the indignity...
by Nick_Aviafox January 11, 2020
Get the Cool ye funnel big man mug.A metaphor for punishing someone. The saying suggests one be subjected to being force fed through a large funnel.
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Online purchasing behavior is not linear, but the classic attribution model wants it to be. Instead, most leads come in via word of mouth that's untrackable. In-person chats, DMs, Slack conversations, podcast mentions, etc.
Because you can't measure those, it's called the dark funnel.
Because you can't measure those, it's called the dark funnel.
by mrB2B April 13, 2022
Get the the dark funnel mug.In 2024, Joseph Forsyth, Programmatic Manager at dentsu, famously pioneered the term Trust the funnel! To describe how the stages of a programmatic campaign are interlinked in order to drive performance.
The phrase underscores that each stage relies on the preceding one for success.
Marketers should be cognisant that no stage can stand alone without the foundation built by the previous stages.
The phrase underscores that each stage relies on the preceding one for success.
Marketers should be cognisant that no stage can stand alone without the foundation built by the previous stages.
“I can’t believe they briefed me on a reach campaign and then paused it for lack of sales! Why didn’t they trust the funnel”
“I can’t believe they’re running a CTV campaign to drive conversions. That’s not how trust the funnel”
“I can’t believe they’re running a CTV campaign to drive conversions. That’s not how trust the funnel”
by media jargon October 24, 2024
Get the Trust the funnel mug.A two man job where one person (A) excretes into a toilet, while the other person (B) urinates in the mouth of the excreter. The urine is then passed through (A) and urinated into the toilet. A innovative solution to classic "one restroom" issue.
by The Brainrot Bard November 14, 2024
Get the West Virginia Funnel mug.A metaphorical process that many privileged expats - often from countries like Australia or France- who move to Berlin for the vibes. It describes the predictable trajectory of initial excitement and exploration, often characterized by partying and casual drug use, which escalates over time. Many find themselves burned out after a couple of years, losing their sense of purpose, and ultimately leaving Berlin more confused than when they arrived.
They treat the city as a disposable playground, diving into its nightlife and drug culture with little regard for its actual residents or community. Many of these expats identify as leftists and engage in performative activism but fail to acknowledge their role in contributing to gentrification and other systemic issues.
They treat the city as a disposable playground, diving into its nightlife and drug culture with little regard for its actual residents or community. Many of these expats identify as leftists and engage in performative activism but fail to acknowledge their role in contributing to gentrification and other systemic issues.
They’re totally in the Berlin Funnel—moved here for the vibes, started partying every weekend, and now they don’t even remember why they came.
by Zeggy-Stardust December 27, 2024
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