Fudge Monkies

An exclamation in place of cuss words.

*stubs toe*

"Fudge Monkies that hurt!"

by A Person You Don't Know February 15, 2014

Fudge Fondler

Fudge Fondler : noun or verb ; similar to ass-pirate, beef smoker, queer, fudge packer, crack spackler, chute shafter, ass master, trash compactor, flame-o, juicy fruit, fruitloop, homo, butt plugger or trucker on the hershey highway.

Example: That douchey dude is a real fudge fondler.booty

by shaolin May 1, 2014

Fudge Hangover

The stomach ache and general horribleness you feel after consuming too much fudge

Sorry I can't come, I ate too much fudge and now I have a horrible fudge hangover

by TheMostAmazingPersonToEverExist August 18, 2015

fudgeduck

another word for poop, turd, crap, shit

I'm about to take this fudgeduck for a swim in the pond.

by troyklapperich February 1, 2017

Fidget

To play with a regular object

Person1 what do you fidget with
Person2 a pen

by Lumpatios April 27, 2017

Fidget spinner

So apparently the majority of the world was rejected by their mother and have auitism. And use these autism tools. All they do is spin. Thats it. Theres nothing else to it. But, its RADICALLY HIP WITH THE KIDS, SO MAKE SURE TO INFORM DAN TDM TO MAKE EVEN NORE CANCER BY PURCHASING FUCKING 400 DOLLAR AUTISM TOYS. STAY FRESH YOU HOOLIGANS

Whoa bro, mah fidget spinner is 60 dollars!!11111!!!

Me: *gunshot*

by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017

fudge mallet

The act of defecating into a sock and utilising said tool as a weapon.

Sweet mother of Jesus, Sally totally gave me the fudge mallet last night!

by Bawbag Johnson June 15, 2018