Front Canoe

The term for a woman’s vagina that’s out if the norm.

Bro Jessica let me touch her front canoe last night! It was hotter than a summer day in the desert!

by Chodechild89 August 31, 2021

Front lawn

To inform an individual behaving in a manner not pleasing to you that you with take them outside and beat the shit out of them.

“If you don’t knock it off I’m taking you to the front lawn”
“Look you!” “Front lawn”

by Tacosdorados July 1, 2019

Front Mouth

When, during oral sex, the penis barely enters the mouth and stays in the front of the givers mouth.

"Damn man, that girl must have the strongest gag reflex ever, she only let me get front mouth."

by Law-BooGiE January 8, 2012

front row

Anything awesome.

I got the best dinner ever at the restaurant, it was totally front row.

by Bertrann July 3, 2018

front flossing

The act of only flossing the teeth that people will see. People who engage in this behavior are often suspect of not keeping other areas as clean as they should be.

Peter: I just came back from the dentist and she was pissed at me.
Mary: Why's that? You seem to take of your teeth. Your smile looks clean.
Peter: That's it. She knows I am only front flossing. It was embarrassing.
Mary: It should be! Take an extra minute out of your day! I bet you only wash your hands when people are around.
Peter: Sometimes I only use water when soap is available. Even after a poo. I'm a mess!

by von groovy June 15, 2017

Front 40

The opposite of the back 40. The front of the building if you will.

Ya'll come up here to the front 40, I need to show you something.

by JennyFyre June 3, 2021

Gold Fronts

Golden grills, caps, or even crowns that are on the front rows of teeth. While being removable some people may opt to have them permanently.

He had worn his Gold Fronts to his date hoping she'd comment on them.

by Mrndxox February 12, 2021