Foob

Foob:

Fat boobs (The boobs fat women have.)

Person 1: "Some fat chick was sucking my cock."
Person 1: "At least I could touch her DD boobs."
Person 2: "Those aren't boobs, those are foobs!"

(Everyone laughs at Person 1)

by David Valentino June 2, 2008

fools gold

an unexpected variation of the hot lunch; post-coital anal sex in which semen dribbles onto the chest of one's partner

mary went looking for fun but steve instead served up a hot dish of fools gold

by foolio-pc February 2, 2007

fobstaboy

a fresh off the boat fob that has the best sence of humor an illegal citizen can have....stunning looks that really complement the wonderful personality......dislikes are skanks and fake queers(burn in hell)

fobstaboy is too funny to be a fob

by fob in thy butt April 5, 2010

Fools Gold Loaf

A meal or a sandwich (whatever u call it) which consists of a pound of the grape jelly, pound of a peanut butter, one loaf and a thick sliced fried bacon..

Person 1: did u ate the entire Fools Gold Loaf?
Person 2: yes I did!?
Person 1: boy, you're fat!

by DawyM November 12, 2010

Foob

A combination of 'Fool' and 'Boob'. Particularly insulting when directed towards a professorial male.

Jeremy, that foob, he always blows it. He would try to sell raincoats to a nudist colony.

by Cassieisnotclever December 1, 2011

floobs

when a take a wet shit that splashes up back into ur butt, causing u to take another shit.

taco bell gives me the floobs.

by johnson July 31, 2004

foobar

1) What basement dwellers say when they can't come up with anything. The writer prefers meow. (see also: swedish chef)

2) A very configurable media player. There is that form vs function prob though, so it takes a month to figure out the volume control, and you'll still bitch it out all the time. Can play and rip at the same time, which is nice. (aka foobar2000 foobar2k fb2k fb)

chef: bork bork bork!
cat: meow?
geek: foo foo. bar bar. foo. bar. FOO. "foobar"!

by Annoxex January 22, 2006