flappy cletus

a used up girl thats probably pretty loose and very slobbering drunk! an easy woman!

see SWAMP DONKEY, flappy cletus

by philthebomb April 25, 2010

flapping around like christ in a crucifix shop

Someone who cannot organise themselves or work under pressure.

Look at him, flapping around like Christ in a crucifix shop!

by iamamanufan March 22, 2013

flappy bird

A smartphone game designed in hell by Satan itself. It consists on helping a tiny bird who can barely fly, make its way through a forest of supermario's green warp pipes. It may looks easy but it's difficult as fuck.

-He's been playing with on phone for about half an hour when he suddenly bursted in anger, throwing his new phone against the floor shouting like a mad about some birds and pipes.

-What's your score at flappy bird? 8. How did you did that?!? I tried for about an hour and i only scored 3!!!

by jimmytriplesec February 9, 2014

flappy jack

When a fat chick rolls her arm fat (or flaps) over a man's dick and proceeds to jack him off

"Did you get sex last night?"

"No, I just got a flappy jack."

by TheOneAndOnlyHippie December 8, 2014

Flappy Bird

A stupid ass lemon with fucking Pringles for wings. Flappy Bird flies through a shitty Mario-esque world, trying to dodge the warp tubes, while failing miserably to keep his Pringle wings flapping.

In other words...a stupid game that was created by Satan to piss people off.

John: Oh hey whatcha playing, Sean?
Sean: Stupid Flappy Bird...this son of a bitch is hard to play! I barely just hit 13 points...oh goddammit! Fuck you Flappy Bird!

by Victoria__1313 September 27, 2014

Fippor

Is a person who looks sexy

You look very fippor

by player1212 January 31, 2016

Flappy Horse

The name given to a person that looks like a chicken and sounds like a horse when they run. Also my best friend even though he acts like we're not.

Be my friend Flappy Horse.

I know you know I know you.

Don't ignore me Flappy Horse.

I know your actual name.

by KG.628 January 26, 2017