by skeet von ludes September 4, 2009
Get the ben franklin shower mug.THE BEN FRANKLIN is actually one of the oldest sex acts in the United States. In fact, it was invented by Ben Franklin 10 minutes after his famous "kite" experiment. He used it on 96 of the 100 women he impregnated. He then improved his dexterity at it by repetition and by inventing bi-focal lenses. To preform it, wait until your girlfriend is on the rag. While she is giving you a blowjob, tie a skeleton key on the string of her tampon and rub an inflated balloon on her head. The gay version was created by James Buchanan, our only verifiably gay president. While you are receiving a blow job, you tie a skeleton key on a string, stick the key up your partner's ass, and rub an inflated balloon on his head.
Straight: Reginald, my pussy still hurts from the bugs being zapped by that "Ben Franklin" you gave me last month. I could have used that tampon as makeup for a Minstrel Show. Gay: Jebediah, when you turned a string of my shit into a glowstick by zapping me with that "Ben Franklin," I never laughed so hard in my life. Little did I know you would pull the old switch-a-roo and give me the oldest one in the book.
by Toby Doughbawaski July 25, 2008
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The BEST (middle school) drumline in NOR CAL. it originated in the early 90's and they are known to be fuckin tight! they are drummin tight today too, another name for them is franklin drumcorps (FDC). of course they are from franklin in VALLEJO and they will never stop...
" ooh shit there comes franklin drumline, yah niggaz better watch out cuz franklin is fuckin bananas!"
FDC what time is it!?
it's time ta get LOUD it's time ta represent!
FDC what time is it!?
it's time ta get LOUD it's time ta represent!
by VaLLeJo THiZzin' May 4, 2005
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The game in which a person runs into any given room with their eyes closed, and jumps with their arms by their side and legs tight together to form the pencil shape. The jumping is done while unaware of what is found in the room at the time e.g furniture or people, so often leads to injury and damage to goods.
The game in which a person runs into any given room with their eyes closed, and jumps with their arms by their side and legs tight together to form the pencil shape. The jumping is done while unaware of what is found in the room at the time e.g furniture or people, so often leads to injury and damage to goods.
'How was the party last night?'
'Not gunna lie man terrible, I ended up flunking the back room to get it going. Broke a table.'
'Nice man.'
'Not gunna lie man terrible, I ended up flunking the back room to get it going. Broke a table.'
'Nice man.'
by Freedale18 October 9, 2011
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Get the franking mug.A small town in the middle of nowhere. Kind of like a hole in the wall, except the town version. A good place to go if you're looking to be really bored and spend time with lots of people who are.....down on their luck. Watch out for guidos!
1: Hey, why weren't you at the party last night?
2: I felt like being lame and boring, so I hung out in the woods over in Franklin Square, NY.
1: Wow, never talk to me again.
2: I felt like being lame and boring, so I hung out in the woods over in Franklin Square, NY.
1: Wow, never talk to me again.
by GaBeS91 December 5, 2011
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