Flunker

When a male has an erection before sex, usually in his own pants

Damn dude, I was totally going to get with Jessica but I had to act like a flunker before i even got some pussy.

by Ground Queef June 14, 2010

Funk Faker

1. Someone trying to be something they're not.

2. Faking the funk

I just bought half carat diamond studs!

You're white, stop being a funk faker.

by SJS. February 28, 2011

Funkality

When engaged in Mortal Kombat, one who does not finish his/her opponent, yet instead dances around trying to enter the directions required until time runs out is known to have performed a "Funkality".

Sub-Zero: So did you finish Shang Tsung the other day after fighting him?
Scorpion: No dude, I forgot the fatality, so I ended up performing my funkality.

by FrostedTundra August 5, 2011

Funk rubber

A person who insists upon rubbing their funk on everything as a means of feeling powerful and/or important.

My boss is such a funk rubber - always getting involved but contributing nothing.

by Suffering in silence February 6, 2014

Funkabutt

Punkabutt that has a stench

Luis: Punkabutt I can smell your Funkabutt
Hector: Sorry Punkabutt

by Quis Dupree October 5, 2021

Flunkerdoob

Aggressive behavior in adult slot machine gamblers

Person 1: "Yo, that guy looks like he lost a lot in a slot machine."
Person 2: "I know, and he's taking his flunkerdoob out on that vending machine."

by Doobius Language July 16, 2022

funkatastic

someone really stinky

he/she is funkatastic

by betarius May 5, 2023