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filthy ninja seagull

A hybrid of "Filthy" ninja and "filthy seagull".
The act of sneaking in on a couple having sex without, being seen or heard, then climb onto either a chest of draws or wardrobe and proceed to masterbate furiously to climax. On spraying your man muck, squark like a seagull, and attempt to leave before a light is turned on or the couple get up to beat your ass.

A dangerous and tricky operation, but when done right turns the trainee ninja seagull into a living legend!!!
teacher says to student " Well done grass hopper, you have successfully completed your filthy ninja seagull mission. However extra points have been awarded as it was your parents havin sex"

"Where the fuck did that seagull come from?" said mike to Carol
by the real sweet-a-bix July 7, 2010
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fithy frank

A guy who makes disturbingly funny videos, memes, joke songs and offensive stuff.
guy 1 : did you see the new fithy frank? guy2 : yeah I saw his new video!
by MEMEZARE4EVARBITHES! April 3, 2017
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filthy alina

When a woman has a man do a head stand while wearing a raiders helmet she then puts chilli garlic on a spin brush and runs toward the man's rectom with the force of a thousand Spartans. She then tips her hat and puts the spin brush back on the bathroom counter.
Mario cheated on my cousin so she gave him a filthy alina, he didnt even change the head on his toothbrush...
by Toungpunchfartbox October 19, 2020
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dylan firth

he is the best person you will ever meet he has an amazing sense of humour and is very loyal to his girl he always knows when someone is upset and will always find a way to make them happier all ladies should be looking at this fine piece of meat and love the guy forever
dylan firth means that he pulls a lot of girls and looks up to his idols
by Dylan firth June 25, 2019
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filthy

those shoes arre filthy
by BabY gIrL October 22, 2003
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filthy

A description of a person that looks like the less attractive version of you. A busted doppelganger.
Michelle (From Seattle): Tiff, that girl down the hall is so your filthy.
Tiffany: She looks like the evil version of me.
by Craigers234 December 17, 2012
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filthy meow

A desperate old white dirty female who preys on young men. They wait for behind the smoke in the bar as you continue to intoxiate yourself. When they sense your vulnerability, they pounce.
"So Joe, James, and Brian were at the hotel bar the other night, and all i remember was them leaving with the filthiest meows I have ever seen! braaaa"

"She's a filthy filthy meow meow!"

"Steve sleeps with a filthy meow every night"

"James can't get enough of those meows!"
by Shady McShaderson August 8, 2006
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