desi first base

making eye contact with another person, preferably one of the opposite sex (or you will be severely punished)

It was love at first sight yaar - I reached desi first base yesterday with anarkali and she reciprocated!

by Dan Babu November 30, 2006

First Grade

The beginning of the rest of your life. It sucks

"Hey what grade is Timmy gonna be in?"

"Oh, first grade"

"HAHAHAHA! good luck loser!"

by crazysquirrel November 13, 2012

first to bassett

When skinning up, the act of putting both weed and hash in the same joint.

oi, chief. Make that Jimminy biff a first to bassett

by Herman Dogg December 19, 2003

first soprano

The absolute highest voice in a choir, and undoubtedly the sexiest (when it belongs to a girl, on a guy it's just creepy).

Dude, did you hear that first soprano bust that high D? Damn, that was hot.

by roundhouse grasshopper October 2, 2010

First Night Fever

When you are away from home on a multi day piss trip and it's been ages since you have caught up for good session on the nozzle. You go that hard that a 6 can beer bong is a breeze and you think that it's a great idea to follow it up by drinking rum out of a shoe as a chaser wearing underwear on your head. Next minute you are blind drunk, lost, naked, shit yourself and kicking down a door of the girls dorm on Fraser Island waving your dick around whilst the park ranger is searching for you.

Damn I'm hungover, we were only going to have two beers... fucken first night fever.

by ContractorLyfe June 27, 2017

First Responder

The poop that follows the first cup of coffee you enjoy in the morning.

“Hold all my calls!” Chad proudly announced to the offfice as he ran for the unisex restroom... “I gotta First Responder!”

by Duke_Electra October 27, 2017

First Jelfs

Also known as "first man". In any sporting event or petty competition involving elimination, "first jelfs" can be shouted by the first person eliminated and apparently they are magically allowed back in the game. Utter bullshit.

*playing drinking games*
All: "AHHH!! Richard you lost you shithouse! Get that shot down ya lad"
Richard: "Nah first jelfs".
*No shot consumed*

by wanderoo November 6, 2020