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Farting a squirrel

When you blow cum out of your ass on the wall and then frame it as it stands
Jonny was busy farting a squirrel. It was beautiful
by j smithy December 26, 2010
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farmingdale

Farmingdale aka Fdale home of the Dalers, no one actually knows what a daler is. i will tell you. Daler (noun)member of the farmingdale community that gets their asses handed to them in every sport against their long time rivals the Massapequa Chiefs. The guys are all dirty and the ones that arent balck think they are and the girls are hoeish trash. and their kickline, reminds me of when mars attacks. In conclusion Farmingdale home of the dirty dalers is a place people choose to settle bc they can not afford the home in the highish priced town on long island.
-How was Hofstra Farmingdale?
-We dont know we got our asses handed to us by the Chiefs
by ChiefPride April 13, 2006
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farting

i like farting on liberals like george bush and michael moore
by Bush is a liberal faggot too September 6, 2006
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Farting Barrier

The barrier that usually exists against farting in the company of each other at the outset of a new relationship. The individuals involved are usually very hesitant if not incredibly embarrassed to cross this barrier, at least not too early.
I can see you just crossed the farting barrier and you will regret that later tonight. Let me guess, a bean and cheese burrito for lunch? Excuse me while I go hang out with the dog in the other room for a while.
by Fanictic October 2, 2013
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Farping

Fapping+Farting... when you fart while masturbating.
"OMG I wound up farping last night and totally ruined my own mood!"
by Lucie B. June 1, 2015
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Farting out cum

When a large amount of semen has been dumped in your wifes arsehole while you are at work, you return home to find that she has farted it out on to your carpet
Richard: Hey honey whats this sticky mark on the carpet
Wife: oh thats just the local black mans cum, their was some much dumped up my ass that I had been farting out cum all afternoon
Richard: you never let me do you up the ass Kelly!
by Awfulman July 15, 2022
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plankton farming

-the process of collecting, gathering, and accumulating by any means enough miniscule pieces of weed to smoke.

-usually only occurs at the very end of a bag, when there is almost nothing left but you really want to toke up one more time.

-can be measured in total bowls, joints or blunts filled from your harvest, but bowls is most commonly used measurement
-while most farmers tend to simply use their fingers, advances in the field have included sheets of paper, rulers, and in one non-confirmed case, a statically-charge balloon electrically harvested the weed planktons.
"Yo, I got home from the bar last night pretty trashed, and I thought I was dry until I plankton farmed under my desk so I could smoke a bowl and fall asleep."

"I spilled the pipe last night but John did some speedy plankton farming and we didn't lose a crystal!"
by Devo and Dan February 21, 2010
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