Christmas Fanning

A term for masterbation that is usually used as a code to keep in quiet so people will think your talking about "the holidays"

Kevin closed the door 🚪 smiling. 1 minute later the door swung open. His mother caught him christmas fanning in the bathroom. She quickly closed the door covering her eyes.

by Eddie kaspbrak 🎈 December 19, 2017

Flapjack Fannie

A woman with exceptionally large aerolla's.

Check out the nips on Flapjack Fannie!

by Admiral7Awesome August 5, 2018

Michael Fanning

A man that gives off big dick energy. He will fuck your man/girl if he wishes to and it will be impossible to stop him. His monster mammoth humongous gigantic destroyer of worlds cock and shove it up you're anus so far milk will come out of your eyes, and if he doesn't pull out, his acidic cum will disintegrate you.

Me: Oh no, his cum disintegrated her.
Dylan: I guess he's Michael Fanning!

by You're anus January 7, 2019

animee._.fanime

LITERALLY SWEETEST HUMAN BEING ALIVE 💕💕💕 THEY TREAT THERE FOLLOWERS LIKE ROYALTY 😩🦶 THEY SHOW EVERYONE AND ANYONE LOVE AND AFFECTION♥️😻

Girl: do you know animee._.fanime?

me: UHH DUHHH THERE THE SWEETEST THING EVER AND DESERVE THE WORLD😻😻

by animee._.fanime April 29, 2021

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by karby paty June 22, 2021

The fannies

A group of like-fannnied individuals who, when grouped together, party with such abandon and volume that even God joins in.
As individuals fannies are normal, plain looking people…teachers, lawyers, counsellors….but together they transform into a legion of idiots on another scale.

The party was perfectly pleasant until the fannies showed up…it finished sometime on Tuesday….

by Gggraham August 9, 2021

The fannies

A group of normally sane individuals who, when gathered together and intoxicated, take on the characteristics of a stampeding herd of idiotic bison and the volume levels of heavy bombardment.

I stayed at the party until the fannies arrived then I had to get out of there.

by Gggraham August 18, 2021