Television channels you get without a cable or satellite TV subscription. Usually by using rabbit ears. Gets its name from farmers that were either too cheap, or couldn't afford to get cable or satellite. Similar to the word peasantvision
Patrick: "dude, you only have four channels"
Bill: "yea, i don't subscribe, i just get farmervision"
Bill: "yea, i don't subscribe, i just get farmervision"
by blackwaterproof October 12, 2007
Get the farmervision mug.A small white trash town filled with wanna be hillbillies and the occasional suburban wanksta.The residents of this and the neighboring town(Germantown)share a school district(Valley View).The residents are mainly low income idiots who like to reproduce and keep the idiocy within the area.You shouldn't go there it is a horrible place to live let alone visit.The appalling reality of their mindless ignorance is saddening.This town makes hopes of an advanced future something hard to grasp.DO NOT approach the locals most of them have loaded shotguns racked up in their four wheel drives.Slicker saucing is a ritual where they abduct you at gunpoint grease your ass and let a mule go at with your rump while they drink corn liquor,listen to Country music, and laugh at your misfortune.
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by King Sr. July 1, 2003
Get the ass farmer mug.A simple minded individual. The type of person you find yourself latterly dumbing down what you previously said. Woe to one who thinks deeply, as any conversation can become tricky and aggravating.
Potato farmers are sometimes difficult to spot on sight but can be easily identifiable through observation and interaction. They are generally happier people, since everyone else is robbed of their inner peace due to complex thought.
In a gathering of 3 or more potato farmers, what I like to call a Po-tah-to, an interesting effect occurs. Due to a coriolis like effect, conversation typically turns from confusion to concurrence as everyone involved is fishing in the same pond of understanding. This only occurs however as long as all participants are potato farmers.
Potato farmers are sometimes difficult to spot on sight but can be easily identifiable through observation and interaction. They are generally happier people, since everyone else is robbed of their inner peace due to complex thought.
In a gathering of 3 or more potato farmers, what I like to call a Po-tah-to, an interesting effect occurs. Due to a coriolis like effect, conversation typically turns from confusion to concurrence as everyone involved is fishing in the same pond of understanding. This only occurs however as long as all participants are potato farmers.
"How is it that you were able to accidentaly make a fucking kid, but you can never accidentally make a pizza right."
"What do you mean?"....
"Look... If you wern't such a potato farmer, you'd have taken that pizza off the cardboard first."
"What do you mean?"....
"Look... If you wern't such a potato farmer, you'd have taken that pizza off the cardboard first."
by NoHandlebars April 4, 2015
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Michael: Will the hobby farmer be joining us?
John: No he's busy finishing off his dry stone wall so that real farmers can't sneak a look at all the food he isn't producing.
John: No he's busy finishing off his dry stone wall so that real farmers can't sneak a look at all the food he isn't producing.
by xpanda1982 August 7, 2014
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oh man last night was so awesome, we totally gave this pregnant chick the mexican dairy farmer last night, that milk was so tasty
by The Mexican Dairy Farmer December 29, 2010
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