faleyshio

the female version of a blow job or ate out

guy1: she is so fine
guy2: id give her a faleyshio

by gentle j February 26, 2011

Falseism

Statement that proves to be false at a later date. An incorrect fact. Usually known by the providing person to be incorrect but given as to allude the recipiants phone calls, text messages or emails.

You gave that guy a totally fake phone number!

Yeah but he doesn't know it is a falseism!

by MMFord January 10, 2012

False Dinner

Eating a girl the fuck out through her panties. Usually a fucking girlfriend or some shit.

Tod: Give me a false dinner nigga.

by RedTymeGaming December 29, 2014

falseto

Fake ass friend

I thought she was down but she just as falseto as can be

by Chedda44 December 28, 2015

False Positive

As it is taboo to be negative about something even though it is a pragmstic view, one is pressured to fake being positive about it.

The project framwork done by the leader is weak and his subordinates are being false positive about it.

by Dribee May 4, 2018

False Positive

The act of pushing aside normal emotions and facts that are sad, unhappy or bad.

Showing positive emotions or positivity has become a new form of moral correctness.

Natural emotions and opinions about something that are not positive are now seen as bad.

Ever noticed on FB how many are doing the "10 Days Gratitude" Challenge? And other challenges that pushes themselves to become a better self? I get that and it's great.

See how many likes a post on facebook gets when it is a picture of someone on a holiday, birthday, a pretty cake, etc. That's all great too.

Now, when someone even whispers something that is unpleasant to know, even if it is the truth, most people start running off in different directions, as if someone just threw a grenade on the floor.

Modern norms have indoctrinated us to identify, categorize and label speaking the truth about bad things as negative behaviour. And they have learnt to avoid "negative people". Heard of the term "Don't shoot the messenger?"

Embracing good things while avoidance of the bad is plain denial. A false positive behaviour.

by Dribee May 4, 2018

falsetimony

When a witness is questioned on the stand in court, or in front of Congress and lies repeatedly.

Bill Barr took the stand today in front of Congress and lied. His falsetimony will not age well.

by AnotherAlias April 9, 2019