one eyed panda

while a girl is giving you head, cum in one eye. Then while she is confused punch her really hard in the other eye.

Dude where the fuck were you last night??

Sorry i got caught up giving some girl the good ol' one eyed panda

sick shit dude

by Privdonut April 03, 2008

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cock eyed bitch

shifty or crazy eyes due to a tragic moment.

one time i was at this party with my friend josh and he was looking at this guys girlfriend in a very friendly and lovable manor, i thought nothing about it, but her boyfriend did, he called my friend a "cock knocker" and shoved a lamp up my friends ass, he was in so much pain or pleasure he went cross eyed. he has never recovered from that tragic moment.

by phil March 10, 2004

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slant eyed chink

something only a racist son of a bitch would call an asian person.

Hey, look at that slant eyed chink. She's as flat as my back.

by I forget March 03, 2005

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Blue Eyed Devil

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by Crackah Hater June 06, 2011

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one eyed penguin

when your doin it in the ass and the guy spits
on the girls back and yells her name, this will
make the girl think that you have ejacualted on
her back when she turns around you jizz in her eye
then punches her in the same eye then leaves.. the
next day she will waddle like a penguin and will only
be able to see out of one eye

Bill is with his friends then they see his girl friend
waddling with a black eye.. Bill says "yea i gave Jill
the one eyed penguin last night"

by Quag Jai April 18, 2006

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