Drunk fries

Fries you crave when you're drunk late at night

Paul: (2:30 am) Dude I'm hungry.

Steve: Let's go to McDonalds and get some drunk fries!

by shalala88 December 15, 2008

cash drunk

If you are cash drunk it means that whenever you have money you want to spend all of it,normally you would buy something you would never use.This also means that you struggle to save money.

I am cash drunk.

by nobody_503 May 10, 2020

Drunk elephant

Even in your sober state, a naturally clumsy person going to the gym.

If you think reparations are for you you're more high than a drunk elephant

by Sexydimma December 30, 2021

Shrimp Drunk

This occurs after going to Red Lobster, ordering the never-ending shrimp, and eating to the point of shrimp intoxication. Some of the symptoms are blurred vision, double vision, speaking at a higher volume then normal, constant cursing, difficulty forming coherent thoughts, difficulty walking straight, and usually ends with a case of explosive diarrhea either the same night or the morning after. This state is difficult to acquire and requires at least 100 shrimp be consumed in order for the effects to be fully experienced. Treatments for this malady include cocktail sauce, copious amounts of Pepto Bismol/Kaopectate, and praying to the whatever god you hold sacred for mercy and some kind of ointment to prevent anal tearing.

So I went out with some friends for dinner and I ended up getting so shrimp drunk that I passed out on the floor of the Red Lobster bathroom with my pants around my ankles and a bible stuffed in my hands.

by Hawkeye from MASH November 04, 2010

Loser Drunk

When you get so bombed drunk that regardless of what you did the night prior, you wake up knowing you were the mayor of loserville

Peter got so loser drunk last night he hasn't answered his phone in days because of how bad it was

by Sternpe1 March 31, 2016

Seattle Drunk

To be mild mannered and successful big city desk jockeys by day only to transform into righteous party gods by night. You can never actually impede someone once they've achieved seattle drunk, you can only hope to contain them.

Guy 1: Dude I got so hammered last night
Guy 2: Oh yea? Did you get seattle drunk?
Guy 1: Lol not even f*ckin close, I only had like 10 shots & 9 beers

by The Trufe August 11, 2014

Drunk hockey

Typically a college phenomenon but can also extend to the postgraduate years, drunk hockey consists of getting drunk and playing a hockey video gme from EA Sports or 2K Sports

I pregamed hard but every frat house around here was closed, so I came back and popped in NHL 12. I proceeded to play drunk hockey

by caps_fan74 January 26, 2013