distest

to dislike of look down apon

i distest you for talking about me

by Link2.0 January 3, 2005

distilled water

Water that is not from a sink and if u drink it on a daily basis it can make you sick. Something ellie is obsessed with

Oh look ellie is pouring a glass of distilled water

by Lilly ro0 June 19, 2017

Social Distancing

What everyone should be doing right now

Only idiots think social distancing isn't necessary

by comic sans April 13, 2020

Long Distance Fucking

Having a sexual relationship, even though it is long-distance. You may not get to touch each other at all. Cheaper than marriage.

Me: You look tired.
Him: Yeah, I'm having a long distance fucking last night with your sister and she got me exhausted.

by Acebes August 27, 2006

distanced

to break up a relationship.

Jim distanced from me yesterday. He said 'it was him not me' - I hate that line.

by kip seeks September 2, 2010

distance

the worst period of time in a friendship, relationship etc. When one person wants to dump the other they say that they want distance to get rid of them. Often causes a lot of pain and the feeling of heartbreak.

He said he wanted distance from me because he didn't like the way I acted.

by lmarig144103 April 22, 2018

chair-distance

When you are sitting on a chair and you are thirsty and
need a drink. You cant because because your like stuck on the chair. You eventually ask someone to get it for you.

John sat on the couch watching the 'Simpsons' when he got suddenly thirsty.'I cant go get that' he said to himself.
"Can you go get a drink for me?" He asked his sister.
"No! Get it yourself!" She said.
"But its not chair-distance!" John said.

by Hubba Bubba DA Chewing Gum July 27, 2007