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facebook delusion disorder

You think there are secret hidden facebook messages meant just for you, when in reality, you are an idiot.

Also known as FDD.
"He just checked in at the bar. I think he wants me to meet him there."

"I don’t think so; he hasn’t accepted your 18 friend requests."

"No really, I think this one was meant for me."

"You are an idiot. You have facebook delusion disorder."
by SPApproved February 19, 2012
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A common disorder where a person displays multiple personalities: One in person, and one on Facebook.
Kevin: "Damn, have you met that girl I work with L'fondra?"
George: "Yeah, shes a weirdo in person, but she acts all cool on Facebook. She must have Dissociative Facebook Identity Disorder."
by BeauFIDAWG June 13, 2011
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colony collapse disorder

A sudden die-off of the bee population in a hive or colony. Blamed on cell phone radiation. Abbreviated CCD.
Beekeepers where shocked and stunned, when they learned, that their once thriving hives, had been emptied due to an occurence of colony collapse disorder.
by Joe Rodolico December 26, 2008
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dictorany

Word made up by Devin that proably has to do with something dirty. Also could be a misspelling of dictionary, or about the tyranny of d**ks. Hard to say, but in this case I'm sure it's urban. (:
Devin: "Lol got to love urban dictorany. Looked up my name. Made me laugh so much"
by Row-Z July 8, 2011
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Geopreference Disorder

When some chick/guy that you want to screw/date that lives in the same town as you. They find you unattractive compared to another guy/girl that has the same looks, traits, money, etc. but are more than willing to become friends because they are 'from away'.
Guy: Hey I've known you for quite sometime and he have some good times together, do you want to go out on a date?

Girl: No, I don't think so. Oh! That reminds me! John has the same exact car you do, and you both look so much alike, and he just moved here from New York City. We're going out tonight! He's so hot!

Guy: I hate sluts with Geopreference Disorder!
by StonemanPete17 August 17, 2010
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macrovaginal disorder

An affliction where a woman's vagina is abnormally large or gaping.
My girlfriend's macrovaginal disorder made me feel like less of a man.

Continued fisting caused MVD (Macrovaginal Disorder) in my girlfriend.

You don't want to date her, she has macrovaginal disorder.
by Dutch Pie April 14, 2014
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Prey-dator

A Prey-dator is a person or animal that is the result of a Predator Vs Prey situation that is reversed .

A Prey-dator is a person or animal that was once preyed upon; yet somehow flips the script and is now the one preying upon the former predator.
The lamb did not expect to become the Prey-dator when he was approached by the lion; but that’s when the lamb surprised the shit out of the predator lion with a sneak attack to the face & then the lion was never heard from again...
by WickedHellamean January 13, 2019
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