dickdemon

A sadistik person who furiously enjoys all aspects of the male's dick

"Argh, ya dickdemon," grunted the pirate to the British Prime Minister.

by rockstarsuperstar2000 March 5, 2004

knob dicker

texan slang.to mess with buttons or dials.

Damnit andrew, you're being a knob dicker. quit playing with my sterio.

by Judge Scott September 13, 2003

You Just Got Dicked With!

A cry of glory, usually cried out during a video game battle or backyard football game, proclaiming that the person (or persons) opposing the speaker were fucking owned.

Brandon: Dude, he just fucking no-scoped me.

Chase: You just got dicked with!

by Entr' Acte November 16, 2009

Big Dicker

When your girlfriend is riding your cock as you look up at the big dipper. The two best things in the world cum together.

-"I was getting dome by the campfire when I looked up and saw the big dipper. It was the best Big Dicker I've ever gotten!"

by Dixin Mahass May 14, 2011

double dicker

situation in which one is brought to a state of happiness or excitement such that one wishes he had two penises so that he could jerk off both of them.

Rob: "Dude, I just won the gold medal in seven events this Olympics, plus, I won the lottery yesterday and seem to have developed superhuman powers."
Ricky: "Holy shit. That's a double dicker."

by Rob February 15, 2003

Dicked

to get owned by someone or owning them!

i dicked camilla today lol
camilla dicked me today

by Jamie Green April 24, 2008

dillon dickhead

typically teenage boys who get mad over little things, then act like dickheads for no reason.

-Hey!!

-Leave me the fuck alone.

-Wow, you sure are being a dillon dickhead today.

by cassboo August 23, 2009