Far left radical who thinks anyone who doesn’
t share her
opinion (on political and social justice issues) is uneducated or worse racist/sexist/
homophobic/etc.
A
Crazy Diane doesn’
t have much of an education past high school but thinks everyone who doesn’
t share the same radical views as her is uneducated. A Crazy Diane will seek any person of color at work and “
black it up” with them as a means of not presenting herself as a racist. Even though Crazy Diane practices segregation by living in exclusively
white neighborhoods, and never frequents any urban areas with high minority concentrations; she can use the high fives she gives to people of color at the office as “proof” she isn’
t racist.
Crazy Diane’s spends most of her
day talking about her hate for law enforcement and the military. This is especially concerning because a Crazy Diane has no way of protecting themselves or their families from any violent threat (foreign or domestic). Crazy Diane snarls at cops when they drive past them but won’
t hesitate to call the cops the moment they need help.
Crazy Diane is secretly (and sometimes not so secretly) anti-American. They hate the US and everything it stands for. They regard the flag as a piece of polyester and don’
t even try to pretend they know the
words to the national anthem at sporting events. Despite being a top 10% income earner, they talk about being personally oppressed or somehow find a way to feel victimized by living in the USA with its systemic oppression.
A) There goes Crazy Diane calling someone racist again because they don’
t believe
people should have the right to start a riot and burn down innocent
people’s homes and businesses.
B) Stop being a Crazy Diane, everyone knows you don’
t have any black friends.
C) oh look, there’s a Crazy Diane virtue singling again.
D) Stop being a Crazy Diane! it’s perfectly safe to spend one evening in the city where there are Black people. Remember you gave your office colleague who is black a high five so you’ll be safe
E) Stop trying to
burn that American flag you Crazy Diane!