Carson Dials

All around dick nugget loves to have fun with friends. Has a good personality and a huge dick. Loves fuckin da hoes and eatin good pussy. If you piss him off he’lol scuolve you in the taint. He likes to say nigger and beats off 3 to 4 times a day. Funny as hell and has good memes but is sensitive when it comes to girls. This nigga loves sweetarts and hitting da juul. He beat beat beats the fuck out of his dick. He is an all around chode lickin ass fuckin nigger dick suckin faggot.

I love Carson Dials that chode ass nigga beatin dick scuolvin cunt lickin fuck faced faggot

by chodebitch555 September 29, 2019

Sexual Dialysis

Having sex with someone much younger than yourself to rejuvenate your sex life.

You should hook up with that 22 year old because it’s good for the blood, like sexual dialysis.

by MissQueenT December 18, 2019

I will slaughter, screw the dialogue

One of the best lines in "Undertale the Musical" by LHUGHNEY.

I've got no patience, got no resolve. I will slaughter, screw the dialogue.

by Terraria_OOF January 5, 2021

Diq dialed

The act of accidentally calling someone while your cell phone is in your front pocket and apparently pressed up against your shaft or head of your diq!

I put my iPhone in my front pocket and diq dialed Lisa, I'm just glad it my diq didn't dial Jack, my interior designer!

by BradBigs February 3, 2010

dialup

An internet connection which is not worth paying for. It is incredibly horrible and I have the disease of dialup. :(

- Dude your computer is slow
-- dialup
- ohhh

by nick alvinator January 12, 2005

Sped Dialing

An expression for the calls one makes after a heavy night of drinking and extreme intoxication. Often include confessing your deepest love for members of the opposite sex or opening up your heart to people you haven't talked to in years. These calls are often late and aggravate the victims via waking them up in the middle of the night.

Creation: A combination of speed dialing and the fact that you sound like a sped when you make these calls.

1. Dude you were sped dialing your whole contact list last night.
2. Ah man i gotta go into damage control this morning, i sped dialed the ex
3. HOLY FUCK look at my phone bill, it must of been all those nights of sped dialing.

by xxJayKayxx May 23, 2009

butt dialing

See ghost dialing

Butt dialing is when you are unaware that you have made a call on your cell phone, which is similar to ghost dialing.

by 4young March 6, 2017